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# Have a window of opportunity ... for death! Bwahahahahaha!


Clink, clink in the distance
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I thought the window closed at midnight last night?
football football football football football football football football football football football football
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Gay off.
This is nothing to do with you Merkins and your soccerball.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)
# your sig:
the other night I noticed that my T-shirt had gravy, sweat and blood on it. I said to Mrs Raff, "all I need now is an egg stain and I've got the full set".
She didn't have a clue what I was on about... :(

EDIT: actually that's not a very interesting tale, is it? *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# i loved blood, sweat and gravy when i was younger.
after gravy overdosed and they replaced her with tears, they were all right, but the magic was gone. did they add egg on a reunion tour?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I think it is
mainly because you know what the hell I'm on about

/80s kid blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# When the stain says hot but the label says not - try new Ariel
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# pffftttt!
this too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Mermaid molester!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I hope that's your random quote
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# my tooth aches
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Cloves
that's the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# apparently
cloves burn a hole in your gum - so a dentist friend of mine informed me (a few days after I'd had my extracted wisdom tooth hole stuffed with cloves)...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
#
Clove oil then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# don't chew aspirins either.
that's how i always used to take them, and when i told my dictor he yelled at me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Which one?
I have pliers
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i have chaka demus.
together we will rule jamaica.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Aaaaah football!
Gem of a quote from the Real Madrid boss yesterday:

"We have sold Robinho for reasons of a human nature and for sporting reasons," Calderon told Spanish television station Veo.

"The fact that he has accepted an offer from Manchester City says that he is not going for sporting reasons."

...says it all really.

*de-footballs*

Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
money grabbing foreigners

Can't beat 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha
*checks to see who we signed*

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# ningles matey!
I'm relatively happy with the way things went yesterday.

Man U finally paid what we wanted and we got a talented youngster as back up for a season.

Could've been worse.

And Deco's much better than Robhinio... I think you dodged a bullet there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Yeah I'm happy with Deco
I wouldn't have minded another striker but we'll cope.
It feels like being another tight season really.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# that's a (de)motivational poster waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
So it is written, so let it be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# i'll leave that to someone else, i'm too happy a person to generate any demotives.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# This does not bode well.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)