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# I bet he's got a full-on wogan under that arm
dirty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Only smaller
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# morning mrs
how's you and bundle doing?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Glad to be home mostly
Too much time spent with interfering in-laws has taken its toll
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hmmm
I never had one myself, but I imagine everyone wants a piece, and a say in how you should do everything.

You'll probably get on fine now it's just the three of you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yup, especially as she's got the sleeping bit sorted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# holding her wrong and all that bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# if she has bollocks
that probably is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# arf!
wait...
i have bollocks, am i wrong?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# if you're a man
then yes, more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# aw
thank you ma'am
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# 'Lord be praised it's a miracle, a boy without a winkle'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# My dear! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Allo Cap :)
How's buccaneering?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It goes well
how are my favourite 2 and a bit garden wall attachments?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Fabulous
She's asleep, he's sorting the fish tank and I have chocolate :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Wonderous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Best piece of advice I had beforehand
'You worry about feeding baby and sleeping, get him to sort everything else' - now THAT is advice I can take
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I shall forewarn the wife
who is almost as broody as I am since we visited our friends and their little chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww :)
LOVE men being broody!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# :D it is terribly cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Nope
She came round to ours last week and started throwing things away. MY things.

Then we went up to theirs (had to, it's free and we had a wedding to go to) and she just wouldn't stop. If I said that rocking the pram wouldn't soothe her, MIL would do it anyway to prove me wrong (and fail). I'd just got her settled when MIL took all the blankets off her and said 'there, you have a good kick' - she won't settle if she can kick. Within 30 seconds she was screaming her lungs out...

/rant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I think I'd have had a good kick
at the MiL.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I threw a hormonal hissy fit
And we left a day early. I may end up falling out with all of Mr Trellis' family before the end of the month. MiL and BiL already sorted, let's start on the FiL and SiL....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# would've been great if you'd tied a strap-on to the baby before your MIL took the blankets off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *makes mental note for next time*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# bloody interfering know it alls.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oi!
Missed it down there V - what's this 'not coming to Derby' nonsense?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# the missus got the boot from barclays so we're a bit short of cash at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Oh noes!
Sorry to hear that, really. Mr Trellis is now entering his fifth month of joblessnessnessness...

How's she sorted for getting something new?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# signed up to loads of agencies and checking the job paper when it's out.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well give her a good luck hug from me
Unemployment sucks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# oh dear
my sis is due tomorrow - my dad plans to interfere like Hitler at Stalingrad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# If I ever was mad enough to have one
the lsat person I'd want anywhere near the birth is my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# My dad, massive hulking great thing that he is
would cry his little eyes out. Babies and OAP special editions of Blind Date- the only things that make him cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I thought that said 'Barbies'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# close.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# My dad's been excellent
It's his first grandsprog, he's besotted. Plus he did my epidural for me, which was brilliant :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# so your dad got high whilst you were having your baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Heh, silly O'Bedlam
There is no part of an epidural which is fun. I made damned sure I got the entonox though!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
'full on wogan'!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# well I've got one
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ouch!
my eye!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)