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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Look at him
He knows exactly what is going on behind him, and he loves it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# He's saving him for later.
The flesh of the young revives him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ahaha
I loved that Rory Bremner impression of him.. 'Hello, I'm Michael Howard. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you..'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Rory's got the leer totally down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I like Andy Hamilton's
"I'm not as creepy as I look"

EDIT: here at 4.29
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Andy Hamilton annoys the hell out of me though
he gets a laugh for just walking up to the microphone and then isn't funny. All the time.

Hugh Dennis as well. Shut up about bloody car insurance. And Showaddywaddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# andy hamilton is FAB!
I loved Drop the dead donkey, and every time he is on HIGNFY he makes me laugh like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I've got myself turned round.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# heh, the way he talks is irritating
nobody can touch Frankie Boyle though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I wish I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Warning:
Andy Hamilton and Andy Parsons may not be the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Oh shag it.
Which one's which? Parsons is the dwarfy one, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# parsons is the funny shouty one
hamilton is the hobbit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Right
Parsons is the one I believe to be wank.

Hamilton's the dwarfy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Parsons is the bald one of Mock the Week fame.
Hamilton is the hairy one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Frankie Boyle though....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Yes, you and I both would, I wager.
Oh my lord, I'd break the boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I think I could break Russell Howard
and I've a jolly good go at Dara O'Briain, though I expect he could take me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# DARA
Oh my goodness yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# And he's all married now
Which is BAD cos I see the ring and think mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You're like a sex magpie, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# sex magpies
two for joy
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Ain't that the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i love both of them, i have to say
andy hamilton is brilliant, he's like a hobbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# CONFUSION.
Playayse. Halp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# oh damn you; office lolled :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# You would have thought Gary Glitter would be keeping a low profile
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I bet he's got a full-on wogan under that arm
dirty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Only smaller
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# morning mrs
how's you and bundle doing?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Glad to be home mostly
Too much time spent with interfering in-laws has taken its toll
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hmmm
I never had one myself, but I imagine everyone wants a piece, and a say in how you should do everything.

You'll probably get on fine now it's just the three of you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yup, especially as she's got the sleeping bit sorted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# holding her wrong and all that bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# if she has bollocks
that probably is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# arf!
wait...
i have bollocks, am i wrong?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# if you're a man
then yes, more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# aw
thank you ma'am
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# 'Lord be praised it's a miracle, a boy without a winkle'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# My dear! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Allo Cap :)
How's buccaneering?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It goes well
how are my favourite 2 and a bit garden wall attachments?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Fabulous
She's asleep, he's sorting the fish tank and I have chocolate :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Wonderous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Best piece of advice I had beforehand
'You worry about feeding baby and sleeping, get him to sort everything else' - now THAT is advice I can take
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I shall forewarn the wife
who is almost as broody as I am since we visited our friends and their little chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww :)
LOVE men being broody!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# :D it is terribly cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Nope
She came round to ours last week and started throwing things away. MY things.

Then we went up to theirs (had to, it's free and we had a wedding to go to) and she just wouldn't stop. If I said that rocking the pram wouldn't soothe her, MIL would do it anyway to prove me wrong (and fail). I'd just got her settled when MIL took all the blankets off her and said 'there, you have a good kick' - she won't settle if she can kick. Within 30 seconds she was screaming her lungs out...

/rant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I think I'd have had a good kick
at the MiL.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I threw a hormonal hissy fit
And we left a day early. I may end up falling out with all of Mr Trellis' family before the end of the month. MiL and BiL already sorted, let's start on the FiL and SiL....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# would've been great if you'd tied a strap-on to the baby before your MIL took the blankets off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *makes mental note for next time*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# bloody interfering know it alls.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oi!
Missed it down there V - what's this 'not coming to Derby' nonsense?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# the missus got the boot from barclays so we're a bit short of cash at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Oh noes!
Sorry to hear that, really. Mr Trellis is now entering his fifth month of joblessnessnessness...

How's she sorted for getting something new?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# signed up to loads of agencies and checking the job paper when it's out.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well give her a good luck hug from me
Unemployment sucks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# oh dear
my sis is due tomorrow - my dad plans to interfere like Hitler at Stalingrad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# If I ever was mad enough to have one
the lsat person I'd want anywhere near the birth is my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# My dad, massive hulking great thing that he is
would cry his little eyes out. Babies and OAP special editions of Blind Date- the only things that make him cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I thought that said 'Barbies'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# close.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# My dad's been excellent
It's his first grandsprog, he's besotted. Plus he did my epidural for me, which was brilliant :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# so your dad got high whilst you were having your baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Heh, silly O'Bedlam
There is no part of an epidural which is fun. I made damned sure I got the entonox though!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
'full on wogan'!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# well I've got one
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ouch!
my eye!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha.
Oh lordy.

How is everyone today, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# today I have discovered that a tax disc has the same dimensions as a post-it note
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I think you might need to consider a more sophisticated forgery.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# see, I was thinking how easy to forge they look
Illustrator and a bit of gold leaf - saving of £210
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# well, if you're going down that route
just run a normal A4 through the printer, and cut out the desired shape.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# but I've already measured the size of the perforations
and ordered a perforating machine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# at a cost of £210?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# have you got the same model?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I have the catalogue
you should see the AutowankerTM on page 48.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# But...
one's a circle,one's a square
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# this was my second observation
but their width and length are the same
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# You should write a scientific paper.
There'll be incredulity at first, but once your experiments have been repeated by your peers you'll earn a lot of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cream crackered but mother-in-law free
How is your good self?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Poor
but OK.
Poorok?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# But, do they really keep the glass clean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Michael wears 'Graham' slacks by Delamere, 90% nylon, 9% elastane, 1% hemp
available in taupe and midnight yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
midnight yellow?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# He loves it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)