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# my laptop died and did this
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue344/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Fuck me!
is it pub o'clock already?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh shag, forgot I have to go to the pub tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# you... forgot... about the pub
*stunned*

Its the only thing that keeps me going on a friday, is the thought that there's a lovely cold pint waiting for me when I escape
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I don't drink any more
so rarely hang out in places full of pissartists....

BUT it's my mate's DJ night tonight so I'll be hanging out in the smoking area being cool and mates with the DJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# It is scientific fact that without drink it is impossible to be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Have you seen me drunk?
No. Exactly. Ask Saccharine, Micto or Dixon sometime. I'm a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh my god!
get this woman a pint, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# got some friends coming over tonight and all i have is one bottle of red!!
and a third of a bottle of port..
and vodka and orange juice..
actually, i'm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# it didn't die.
you killed it.
killed it with your constant abuse of its poor systems, you heartless, heartless man!
*weeps for the poor, dead laptop*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Bums that you laptop died.
But more importantly, do I still get a pen?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You like Tamale?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The sponsored link is broke
THEY NO PAY YOU NOW!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Newsletter in 'on time' shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 2 weeks in a row!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)