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# I can get pissed...
...for less than that.

/meths
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Meths tastes bad.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
# white lightning tastes worse than anything known to man
but which is cheaper?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I have some white lightning.
Soneone left it here after a party about 3 years ago and nobody's dared drink it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I have a friend
who is quite fond of Costcutter white cider. 'tis called White Strike, but it gets him pissed v. cheaply, despite its mingingness
He told me this evening that out of the last 56 evenings, he has been drunk for 50 of them.
Impressive/pathetic, no?
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i'll tell you what is cheap and tasty
tesco value lager. 23p a can. you can't really drink it to get pist though, cos it's only 2%
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)
# The Coop used to sell "Hampden Lager"...
...a fantastic name, but you pissed it out faster than you could drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
# i want hampsterdance lager
i want hampsterdance pubs

in fact, i want hampsterdance clubs. where everyone holds their hands in the air and revolves, to the sound of a looped midi file
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)
# My local offy sells
Viborg lager. 40p a can. Tastes like that ultra cheap shandy crap you get in two litre bottles, only with more chemicals. I think it's 2% (maybe less). I do not recommend it.

On another note, just got back from an Anti-Flag gig. Fookin ace!
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Well this was Carling
at this term's special price of £1,50 a pint, instead of £1.65. Still, I've got this on repeat in Winamp, so I'm happy!

/drunk student

Can I write HTML while pissed? Wow!
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# for 8 quid
i can get a bot of scotch an 2 litres of coke at tesco (hic)
(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)
# You waste whisky...
...by putting coke in it?

Well, I suppose if it only cost you 8 quid, you probably need something in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)
# for 6.88
you cant drink it "au natural"
(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Is that own brand whiskey,
and Tesco value coke?

That sounds so very wrong...
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# fraid' so
bit skint this week.
(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)