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# W/Y/H
any more spider-encounters last night?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:44, archived)
# morning
none, maybe the cats ate them all.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:46, archived)
# Someone told me
That if you squash a spider, its spider friends come along and carry it away. Is this true?
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)
# I though that
was cockroaches, except they eat the body?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Cockroaches carry away spiders?
I s'pose the legs would be a bit crispy
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)
# we used to get spiders
even the cats were scared of :( They lived behind, under and in the coal bunker. they used to come in shovelled in buckets of coal and it didn't kill them. they were hard as fuck and mean. they'd just look at you as if to say "yeah?". if they dropped to the floor from the ceiling you heard them land...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)
# where I work
there are scorpions. and they like to hide in laundry and shoes. and sleeping bags.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)
# You DO live near a nuclear plant don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)
# My back gardens like temple of the spiders
They all come into the house in October. If you catch em in a glass they leap at your hands! Bloody scary...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)
# when you cut the grass in the summer here
(not where we used to get the huge spiders) thousands of big black spiders run up out of the grass up the fence and the walls... *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I was so happy when this tuned out to be true
www.snopes2.com/science/stats/spiders.htm
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)
# I know an old woman
who swallowed a spider
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)
# did it wriggle & jiggle & tickle inside her?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)
# she
swallowed the spider to catch the fly
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:56, archived)
# do you know why
she swallowed the fly?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)
# no
perhaps she'll die
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)
# I know an old lady who swallowed a bird


This could go on all day
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)
# she swallowed the bird to catch the marmot
no, wait...

weasel?

no, that still isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)
# now you're just being silly


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I know a spider who swallowed an old lady
You want to see the size of the friggin spider!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)
# no. no I don't.
not even a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Exactly
you need some sort of reptile to catch a marmot... Avians just don't cut it... I recommend a Gecko... they're not as rough going down
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)
# I've always been particular to skinks
look at this one
www.pcs.k12.va.us/vtrail/V-24a.jpg
soooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)
# aww bless
I don't think I could swallow one of those... maybe a tail... it'll grow back right?
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)