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[challenge entry] This is my last picture, ever
Since a) I don't have photoshop, b) I suck at this and c) I'm going to shuffle on back to the cozy warmths of anecdote corner. Si thee later ducks.

Also, I HAVE to stop doing those Independant magazine picture puzzles...


From the Photoshop Thom Yorke challenge. See all 417 entries (closed)

(GONEism, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Say what you see - what's Mr. Chips doing now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# snake charming?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *audience laughs dirtily*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Having a wank.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# THE JONES
*presses pelvis to screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# would that be a prosthetic pelvis, or a real one?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# My real one that lives near my lady parts
the lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahhahaahah, sounds like a kids' programme: Captain Wow's Perky Pet Pelvis and Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# KIDS programme!?
O_o

Hello children, welcome to the Captain Wow show. Today we'll be meeting my pelvic floor and taking a trip to Fallopia!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# judging by the foul language and general behaviour of kids today, I'd wager they watch fetish porn at dinner time,
whilst trying to see how many frozen fish fingers the family cat/dog can hold up its butt.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Mum, Granddad's awake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# "that's funny, I thought we buried him last month"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I found a pack of unopened ladies' tights in a second hand cupboard I bought the other day so I put them on
My legs looks fabulous but they itched a lot due to the hair.

Cappy, is this one of those "oversharing" moments you told me about?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *mwa* never, my fluffly little chickadee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# tights always made my legs feel cold
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Yes! What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# squashes your leg hair down so less air's trapped in it and keeping warm
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ooh you are right there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# it's TIGHTSSCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Tights are brilliant.
Especially lovely wooly ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That's the bonus of hairy legs
Woolly tights ALL THE TIME!

Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Yes, but I'm a GIRL.
Nobody'll fancy me if I'm all furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# There is definitely a market for girls with furry legs.
Pan Pipe Sales for one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D Boo's my Pan
he's got furry trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# oh YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *gasp*
strumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# CORRECT
I'd have also accepted wench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# harlot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Oooh, that's quite a good one.
Only because I'm feeling rambunctious today. I blame all the cups of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# how about;
saucy minx?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# :D
This is going to get out of hand. First person to suggest slag gets a sheeny curse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# What about hussy or floosie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Both good
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ok
WHo moved tuesday again?
I was sure we had it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# what has he done wrong? the extra seven kb? oh noes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You checked hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's not the 7 kb
It's the picture, it's shite.

But really I was commenting upon the influx of L platers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# at least he's trying!!
practice makes perfect you know!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I know, I know
I'm really not that bothered by him.
Kebab always seem to over react when I say anything to any noobs.
*shrugs shoulders*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *hugs*
thank goodness!!

*still hugging*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *sexes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i react when anyone says anything to l-platers.
except when the l-platers are naughty. If people keep doing it i shall utterly flounce and leave b3ta forever and never come back and I hate you all already boo hoo hoo!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I love a good flounce.
Nobody hates noobs, it's all just a bit of banter, you know that or you wouldn't be here still.
;)

Edit: Don't hate us all! Just send us back our child killers and let them do all the work :P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# what the fuck has "singer map" got to do with the competition?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# gee that's a tough puzzle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's like CERN has opened a Tuesday vortex!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# This made me giggle
but mainly due to the silly names of town's around York.


Askham Richard & Askham Bryan are my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I'm rather fond of Nether Poppleton
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# how dare you
there are children watching
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# My missus is from York
first time I drove to her mums I spent most of my time giggling like a little schoolgirl at the place names.

She still doesn't find them funny (guess cos she's from round them parts), but it cheers me up no end
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Stockton-on-the-Forest FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i like wigginton
and dunnington, hey there is a skelton, whoo
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I want to
move there now.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Sadly
it's not here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Askham Richard
Askham Bryan

there must be something going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)