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# Dunt likes to sit on icebergs
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# aaaaaw
Sorry i have to Tj as I have a hillarious story to tell.
I twas in teh pub last night and ther was a suity type chatting up this lass using the line that he was an aspiring artist.
I'm listening with half an ear when he goes, 'OH yes. You can see my stuff if you go onto the website beta. I use the name Happytoast.'
1) He didn't get laid
2) He did get riverghosted:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Which I guess isn't to say that you took him roughly over a bar stool whilst screaming
TELL ME YOU LIKE THE TRUE B3TAN MEAT INVASION
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# oh, I'm quite for this scenario
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :O


you're shitting me. Really?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Hahah you were lurking.
Yeah really really.
I made he look like the lowest form of shite:P

EDIT: The pub was two doors from my place. So I went to get my zombie books and tried to get him to sign them.
I did ask him to use his real name as we knew each other:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Did you tell him he wasn't then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I possible didn't phrase it quite as politely.
He did look a bit worried when I played him a long and told him now much I liked the image he did of me in the second zombie book and how I still owed him a bottle of wine:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# what did he say when you informed him of his antitoastness?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# 'Oh and how would you know?' *nervous sweating*
Coz. I'm. Fucking. Riverghost. Cunt!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Did you stand up?
I hope so, you're quite imposing. Well, not to me, I know you're a big kitten. But still...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I was standing with a newly defined mow:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# ahhh motherfucking hahahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Men want to be him, women want to be with him
Suity types profess to be him at totally inopportune moments.

Not to sound like some sort of sycophant, but this is just how sickeningly good you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# this is surely some kind of wind up
Mrs Toast says that it must be nonsense and lies. Sometimes I wish she was more supportive of me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Well tell her to shut up
and wher the hell's your dinner?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# She has to put up with you though.
And your bumsmells, etc. I don't, hence why I still think you're spiffy. :D

You must feel like bloody Shaft at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I'm still waiting for RG to say, hahahahahaha, only joking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Dead serious:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Int going to happen, love.
I'm going to start pretending to be Rob. I've got the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Dude, you have motherfucking arrived, man
people are using your name in order to get a sexy tiem

there should be an article about you in some sunday newspaper supplement or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Fucking A
*starts spreading a rumour that HappyToast is teh new Banksy*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# nah you can't be the new banksy
as I want to slap banksy :D

you can be the one... the only

HAPPYTOATS!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# What about the new Banksy Holiday Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# this is the kind of story most graphic designers aspire to hear!
jesus, happytoast isn't just an internet legend, he's practically a porn star!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Well he wasn't sexah enough to be a riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# please tell me you swooped in and stole the girl
i think that would be a different kind of "riverghosting"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# And he didn't get laid, so he can't have been Captain Wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Didn't get laid?
Oh he could have been me then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# but that would be like Banquo being Macbeth's third murderer!
Or maybe a Fight Club-ish sort of thing. You were actually talking back and forth to yourself and the girl got so freaked out that she left.

"You're not HappyToast. I'm Riverghost!"
"No, I am Happytoast!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Yes but I know HT's name and he didn't:P
Idid offer to call him just to confirm that he wasn't standing in front of me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha, b3ta is a certifiable reason why I wish I lived on the other side of the pond
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# oh
that must have made ladywummin extremely pleased with this munter :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# She was pissing herself.
I wish she's just used the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ahaha
not so much hoisted by a petard but slung into orbit :)

this story makes me happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# He was probably talkboard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# haha
what a gopping poo head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# IT WAS ME. I am the one who pretends to be happytoast! and you owe me some cat.
not really, I'm just living the fantasy of being part of something special...
*tabs to porn*

props riverghost :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Ha!
This is all of the greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# This is a brilliant story :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# this is a VERY LATE REPLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)