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# Blimey, hello you!

I know HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I don't
at least - not physically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I do
he's spikey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# that doesn't come across well
in the surveillance footage I have of him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# that's probably due to the bush which is in the way
and the fact that he won't keep still
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# if only there were some way to break his legs....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and burn down the shubbery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# THE CURRENT STATE OF TECHNOLOGY OFFERS NO SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# oh wait
why didn't I think of matches?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# that's it Prof UnderCover
you're out of the Brain Trust - you've let us down for the last time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I wish I did!
He's smashing him!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ^agrees
I have friended him tho', hopefully he'll zombiefy me if i'm nice to him
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good luck with that
Last I heard there were about 4 spaces left for his next book, and about 30 requests!...and that was ages ago.

Plus he's famous now, don'tcha know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)