b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8737361 (Thread)

# So I'm on. Where's the fookin band?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Blimey, that took me FAR too long O_o
(Prof KM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Blimey, hello you!

I know HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I don't
at least - not physically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I do
he's spikey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# that doesn't come across well
in the surveillance footage I have of him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# that's probably due to the bush which is in the way
and the fact that he won't keep still
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# if only there were some way to break his legs....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and burn down the shubbery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# THE CURRENT STATE OF TECHNOLOGY OFFERS NO SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# oh wait
why didn't I think of matches?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# that's it Prof UnderCover
you're out of the Brain Trust - you've let us down for the last time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I wish I did!
He's smashing him!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ^agrees
I have friended him tho', hopefully he'll zombiefy me if i'm nice to him
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good luck with that
Last I heard there were about 4 spaces left for his next book, and about 30 requests!...and that was ages ago.

Plus he's famous now, don'tcha know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# October 4th
Derby

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
blimey, the ol' spanging pan is getting a lot of use today!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# DOLLAR $
NOT DOLLAR S
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# nicely shopped.
but I feel as if this kind of post is dumbing b3ta down.


pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# haha..


jumps aboard..hope it no bindun
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I nearly choked on sausgae roll!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I lolled at your sausgae
I bet you edited it now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Haha
This is one o me faves
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# CELEBRITY NAME
*CELEBRITY*
PUN ON CELEBRITY NAME
*VISUAL PUN*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Wesley Snipes Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yes
the formula is

Cn + C + P(Cn) + VP(Cn) = S

Where:
Cn = Celebrity Name
C = Celebrity
P = Pun
V = Visual
S = Something to post on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This formula should be known as dbroon's Theorem of General B3taness
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I think it's already been named
dbroon's Theorem of Excessive Whining When He Should Probably Just Fucking Relax
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Cesium + carbon + leadcesite + VanadiumleadCesite = Sulpur
?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You take your filthy chemistry elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# this isn't chemistry
put your pipette away.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# But it just went off in my hand...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and
I'm sorry to get all pedantic on your ass...

P = phosphorous

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# to be fair, I made up most of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# yes
but Pb, young man, Pb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Pb is lead I know,
:D

I couldnt be bothered to think of anything else
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# flashy + burnt toast + heavyflashy + shinyheavyflashy = smelly.
Well good at sciencings, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# throw a load of shit together and it stinks
is fact
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha
this is the first one of these I've actually lol'd at.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)