I didn't realise they gave you invitations to leave.'You've been very naughty. Would you like to have the electric chair?'
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:01,
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Fancy moving out today Mr. Mass Murderer?"hmm...no, no I think we'll try tomorrow, I'm not feeling it today. Bring my paper will you warden"
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:06,
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They offered him early release on the condition of wearing an electronic tagwith a curfew of 7pm and living in Nottingham with his mum.
He said no, if he can't live in camden with his mates he'd rather stay in prison.
Mum must be chuffed
(He said no, if he can't live in camden with his mates he'd rather stay in prison.
Mum must be chuffed
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:06,
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haha (must be her cooking)They should do more conditional stuff with criminals.
We'll let you off going to jail but on the condition you wear this tight t-shirt with "bum wrangler" written on it and you attend daily showings of Mamma Mia sing-alongs.
(We'll let you off going to jail but on the condition you wear this tight t-shirt with "bum wrangler" written on it and you attend daily showings of Mamma Mia sing-alongs.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:10,
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I think anything that hurts people society perceives as bad is a good thing.Maybe we should just shoot a family member of anyone found guilty of a crime.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:17,
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Nottingham probably doesn't have much crack.However, on the upside, if he's looking for another cheap slag, then I can tell him where my ex lives.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:12,
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Nottingham is supposed to be crack centralhe must just be waiting for her to die!
I know I would.
(I know I would.
XLVII .uk,
Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:16,
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