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# pfft
religion's a lot of carp
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)
# you're damn tooting!
I always get the person reading the well thumbed Bible next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i always get the well thumbed
person sitting next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)
# oh, the one that
says pi=3?

or the one that says you can keep slaves (but only of neighbouring countries)?

fucking great.. I get to keep belgian and german slaves..

(radja, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Could be worse...
you get nice beer & chocolates!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)
# you can stone your daughter as well
and slaughter your neighbour if he doesn't go to church on the sabbath
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)
# And
we're not allowed to wear cotton and silk at the same time, I think it was. Interestingly that was the same wacky section of the bible that condemns homosexuality..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# This is
no plaice for it either, we have no soles.

/creaking puns
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)
# amen to that
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)