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# Amusing, if not lengthy
A full explanation of why Superman and Lois Lane can't have kids.
(mode80, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)
# he's paralysed
from the neck down?
/obvious cheap gag
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)
# ?
If they had sex wouldn't Lois become Super-seeded ?

Boom Boom
(Sypher_5, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# you know wht?
i'm going to respam the life of brian for those who haven't seen it, because he fucking deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)
# That moved me to horrible tears.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)
# He's already had two nippers with Wonder Woman anyway
FACT!
See Dark Knight shit for details
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Cock
of the glassy variety, surely?

I had a great book of his, with loads of short stories, but I left it behind in a move... it had this in too.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Glass cocks and such
Okay, just looked up what that meant, after having it said about my last two submissions.

Really sorry, folks, I don't spend as much time as I'd like on b3ta, so I don't know what's been reposted or not.

Should I be apologising?
(mode80, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)
# nah,
fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)
# are you telling him to fuck a glass cock?


kinky....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)
# naah, don't worry
not everyone can see all the links on the web - it's nice to see these things just incase they've been missed.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)
# No. Everyone here is a cunt.
Including you^h^h^hme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)
# it#'s not really if it's been on here before
because those things haven't been posted here at all as far as i know. but think about what turns up in your inbox - the nature of the internet means we've probably got the same thing.

but don't be discouraged! we like funny things we found on the web; so if you find something and it turns out to be gc, you can delete the thread. if it's not gc, we're laughing, and everyone will want your babies.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)
# definitely not
I mean, I was assuming... that's just an old thing that's been translated into a new medium.

maybe put them all together in one thread, instead of a new one each time?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Good

Cheers guys.
:-)
(mode80, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Share the love
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:30, archived)
# theyre both fictional characters?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# fictional charactors can have fictional kids.
Look at moses; he's supposed to have lived to over 800 and had millions of sprogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)
# moses isnt fictional
ive met him in a pub.

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Was he
parting the head on his Guiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)
# no
he was picking the fleas off the orang utan that was working behind the bar

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)
# And that Orangutan..
was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:31, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:32, archived)
# YES.
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)
# He's gay?
That costume, cuh...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# there's always Supergirl
I think they were cousins, but that's still legal.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)
# certainly
in some parts of america.

he's from carolina if i recall...
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)
# legal in the UK too
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)
# this is covered
in the treatise linked above... :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:32, archived)
# I always thought he grew up in Kansas
- certainly the midwest somewhere. If he was from either of the Carolinas he'd have a Southern accent. I kind of like the idea of Superman as a cracker, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)
# You sure got a purdy mouth
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)
# related redneck joke
whats the definition of a virgin in the deep south of america?

any girl that can run faster than her father.



boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)
#
2 teenages in bed in Georgia,

boy says "gee, sis you're much better at blowjobs than ma."

girl says "that's what pa reckons too."
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)
# ewwwwwww
thats worse than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:28, archived)
# actually
you're allowed to marry your step bothers/sisters if you're both over 21 iirc
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)
# He can't
get his tights off
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)