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[challenge entry] Does this work?

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(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Wednesday?
It's strange the things b3ta makes you think. The most recent one I caught myself thinking was, 'I like Monet, but he didn't leave much room to put a car in.'
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# That sir
is deeply odd...I like it!
I've been to his garden and I would have to agree, the parking is a bit tight.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Giverny FTW!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i dunno
you could easily get one in the water lillies... unless that was manet and I've just made some massive artistic faux pas of such magnitude that they'll be laughing at me in all the trendy coffee houses spluttering littel drops of caffeine into their sunday supplement arts guides.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# No it was Monet, you're good.
This is Manet's style

img75.imageshack.us/img75/7416/manet20vh0.jpg

Edit: bit of painted sideboob, NSFW if your boss is an uncultured buffoon who doesn't appreciate good arts that they let kids look at.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it was more an excuse to go ona ramble
but thanks for the heads up :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Sorry, I'm a cunt and didn't read the rest of it.
Many apologies, chappy.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# cunt/sensible
the votes still out :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# o_O
good lord!
*monocle pops out*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Tis a beauty.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Isn't he the one they think had cateracts because his colours was all to fuck?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# There's actually no doubt
He really DID have cataracts
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Oh.
I'm one of these people that's quite happy to use art but has no idea how it works.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I spent 5 years on a degree
learning that art is essentially, at the core, a load of bollocks.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Man I bet you felt robbed!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# That was Monet...
unless it was Manet as well. It was definitely at least Monet.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Who was it that did the Polynesian paintings?
Was that Gauguin? Cezanne?

Edit: A quick google search proved I was right first time with Gauguin :D Those pics make me happy!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Gaugain
Spent his time introducing STDs to the population of Tahiti whilst pretending to be a painter
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# For fuck sake
I'm going to fucking shut up in a minute.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
You're not gaving much luck today :(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Gaugain
he gave them all stds as well.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oooh that's Manet's version of the famous
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# For bringing up Bow Wow Wow
you must suffer my natural mind progression!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdLK0QCrsWU
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# gah!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah......he's such a philistine!!!!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# that's where the trouble is over israel and he philistinians isn't it?


was also temptedto go down a fred philistine and barney rubble route.. chose this one
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Doubt it, it's friday...
it's friday...supplements aren't out for till Day After Tomorrow ( did you see what I did there?)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I increasingly have to stop myself saying "Ris? I don't get it."
In the pub.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ^this^
the wife gets tired of hearing me declare 'For The Win!'
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# The wife is the one who says that in my house
bless him.

He also likes to talk like a lolcat, which is most disconcerting being as he's a rather large hairy chap.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"O hai - i can has sexings?"
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# When the spliff's being passed around
'can has fire?' is used a lot.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# haha!!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Wives are like that- just don't get it
*Disolves into a pool of steaming sexism*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# wives can be male as well, you know.
Mine is.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Plenty of room...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yeah
if you call that a car!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# what has you frozed?
Looks like a pile of heavy-duty anchor chain with an enormous chainsaw sticking out.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# er...
refer to original poster p'raps?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# aaah i gets it now
I thought of it as a crane.. now I see :D and i like it more now.. although i've already clicked it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Thank e kindly sor!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)