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# Wednesday?
It's strange the things b3ta makes you think. The most recent one I caught myself thinking was, 'I like Monet, but he didn't leave much room to put a car in.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# That sir
is deeply odd...I like it!
I've been to his garden and I would have to agree, the parking is a bit tight.
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Giverny FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i dunno
you could easily get one in the water lillies... unless that was manet and I've just made some massive artistic faux pas of such magnitude that they'll be laughing at me in all the trendy coffee houses spluttering littel drops of caffeine into their sunday supplement arts guides.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# No it was Monet, you're good.
This is Manet's style

img75.imageshack.us/img75/7416/manet20vh0.jpg

Edit: bit of painted sideboob, NSFW if your boss is an uncultured buffoon who doesn't appreciate good arts that they let kids look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it was more an excuse to go ona ramble
but thanks for the heads up :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Sorry, I'm a cunt and didn't read the rest of it.
Many apologies, chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# cunt/sensible
the votes still out :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# o_O
good lord!
*monocle pops out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Tis a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Isn't he the one they think had cateracts because his colours was all to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# There's actually no doubt
He really DID have cataracts
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Oh.
I'm one of these people that's quite happy to use art but has no idea how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I spent 5 years on a degree
learning that art is essentially, at the core, a load of bollocks.
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Man I bet you felt robbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# That was Monet...
unless it was Manet as well. It was definitely at least Monet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Who was it that did the Polynesian paintings?
Was that Gauguin? Cezanne?

Edit: A quick google search proved I was right first time with Gauguin :D Those pics make me happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Gaugain
Spent his time introducing STDs to the population of Tahiti whilst pretending to be a painter
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# For fuck sake
I'm going to fucking shut up in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
You're not gaving much luck today :(
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Gaugain
he gave them all stds as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oooh that's Manet's version of the famous
Bow Wow Wow album cover...
www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20B/Bow_Wow_Wow.htm
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# For bringing up Bow Wow Wow
you must suffer my natural mind progression!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdLK0QCrsWU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah......he's such a philistine!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# that's where the trouble is over israel and he philistinians isn't it?


was also temptedto go down a fred philistine and barney rubble route.. chose this one
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Doubt it, it's friday...
it's friday...supplements aren't out for till Day After Tomorrow ( did you see what I did there?)
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I increasingly have to stop myself saying "Ris? I don't get it."
In the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ^this^
the wife gets tired of hearing me declare 'For The Win!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# The wife is the one who says that in my house
bless him.

He also likes to talk like a lolcat, which is most disconcerting being as he's a rather large hairy chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"O hai - i can has sexings?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# When the spliff's being passed around
'can has fire?' is used a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Wives are like that- just don't get it
*Disolves into a pool of steaming sexism*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# wives can be male as well, you know.
Mine is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Plenty of room...
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yeah
if you call that a car!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)