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# I'm going to cook potatoes
all day long

in ever larger pans

LARGER

MORE AND MORE

and once I've made enough

I'm going to pile them up in my garden, and plant explosives in them

and I'm going to blow them all straight to hell

and stand with a tear in my eye as the freshly made glowing potato chips of armageddon slowly sail out of the sky and destroy us all.

Also, I might have soup.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Potato soup.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# You say potato
I say tomato

SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# pot@o sup?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I tell you what m8, this pot@o soup needs a banging donk in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# soup donk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Potato soup?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# with leeks in it too
damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Nah, what you want is:
Indian Potato and Pea Soup. Onion, chillies, potato and garam masala - fry em for five minutes, add veg stock and let it simmer for 25. Add natural yoghurt and frozen peas, cook for another 5 mins and serve up with garlic and coriander naan bread. Oh, and leave the seeds in the chillies, you won't be able to see for the sweat coming off your eyeballs :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# peas!! peas!
indian.. peas!

why do people add peas to curries

why

it makes me sad

peas is not belong in curries! It is a sign of weakness!

Also, sultanas! what is this? Crazy sultanas! NO!!!!!

*cries into vat of soup*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# No to peas in curries
Yes to peas in this soup. It is fantabulous
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# give peas a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Except in curries
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# quyite so
it's very tesco value chicken curry to do such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Potato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# As recommended by Chuck Norris
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Dickfruit soup?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# COSCK SOUPH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Potato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# "OH BABY"
"I GOT POTAAAAATO"
"YOU GOT TOMAAATO"
"LETS MIX A BROTH"
"OH SHIT YEAH"
"CRAZY BASTARD MESS"
"NOW ADD ONIONS"
"OH YEAH"
oh yeah
"AND STIR IT UP"
stir! oh yeah, stir!
"STIR STIR STIR"
whirr whirr!
"HELICOPTER TIME SOUP FROM THE SKY"
er, what?
"SOUP SPIN SPIN SPINNING OH RIGHT OUT"
Now, I think we need to talk about this
"SOUP SOUPY SOUPSP DF OPXJCV ZPE"
Lol, u're mentil!
*DRAMATIC GUITAR SOLO*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# dramatic soup?
you are a nonsense, this is why i love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# \o/
let's soup for happy time! ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *soups*
*happy times*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# you know where you are with soup
if it's homing soup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# all soup is homing soup
especially pigeon soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# soup? Soup? SOUP?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Soup
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Potato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Let's Agressively Soup until our enemies are defeated and success is evident!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Long live the Soup Revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# i'm a bisque separatist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Normally, I'd come up with a comeback pun.
But there's no way it could match that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Vive la rotating soup!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Some say rotating it at high speeds causes spillage,
but I say, fuck it, wear a bib.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# personally
I enjoy the soup that is at the high end of a simulated gravity well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)