

WipeoutHD lushness, plenty of booze and a copy of The Fall to sit down and adore
What are you people up to?

Sure is a right nice thing of you to mention it.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31,
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There's too much potential assonance in that title.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35,
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we must be twins
that or im shamefully jumping on a bandwagon...
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23,
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that or im shamefully jumping on a bandwagon...

Have you ever thought of designing something so totally nuts that no one could question and see how far into development it would go?
If anyone asks, just say "Look, I'm an architect. I know what I'm doing. You'd never understand"
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25,
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If anyone asks, just say "Look, I'm an architect. I know what I'm doing. You'd never understand"

I don't need to design anything so wacky that it technically doesn't work.
I currently have full Architects providing me with such plans, usually accompanied by the immortal words..
'Simon... We've hit a small snag here'
The best one in recent weeks has been a £1 million block of flats
that the client spent £25k on Planning permission with another architect, and they designed a roof that defies physics.
Got planning permission though
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34,
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I currently have full Architects providing me with such plans, usually accompanied by the immortal words..
'Simon... We've hit a small snag here'
The best one in recent weeks has been a £1 million block of flats
that the client spent £25k on Planning permission with another architect, and they designed a roof that defies physics.
Got planning permission though


I will be working and canoodling Mrs. teh Riverghost when she decides to exist.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22,
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then probably drinking
and shooting americans
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22,
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and shooting americans

Whats The Fall?
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22,
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That could almost be Terry Gillian! I'm sure that kid is Jordans spakkah kid with pig tails!
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34,
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The director of the movie also made:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/
And:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQeSIkw3X0
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:17,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/
And:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQeSIkw3X0


bloody second page.
Edit: OH ON THE WEEKEND
Tomorrow I'm shopping and then playing my AXE in front of people, Sunday is recoverage.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25,
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Edit: OH ON THE WEEKEND
Tomorrow I'm shopping and then playing my AXE in front of people, Sunday is recoverage.

well maybe I'll go read someone else's comic.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30,
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edit: I keep rereading this and thinking I'm saying 'I don't want to spasm'.
I also don't want to spasm.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30,
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I also don't want to spasm.

Then going to the custard factory in brum to see SKREAM and other dubstep chappies tomorrow.
I heard that wipeout HD has the mother of all siezure warnings at the start - lets hope your brain survives the ordeal!
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25,
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I heard that wipeout HD has the mother of all siezure warnings at the start - lets hope your brain survives the ordeal!

the chip shop down the road with the cash point in does nice samosas, also.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26,
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(Megaman 9 has it too and that's an 8-bit retro platformer)
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30,
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because it ranked so highly on epilepsy tests
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49,
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anyway, I have it, it is the most sexyfuntiem enducing game I've played in a long time and I haven't fallen over yet. If I'm dead by Monday feel free to try suing Sony
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51,
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Which surprised me because I presumed when games said they contain flashing imagery not suitable for epileptics, they had failed. But seemingly not, they are just quite high up on the flashy scale.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:06,
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I went to Tesco Metro instead and bought some paprika and complained a bit.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54,
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as my vision is obscured by Tomytronic 3D Thundering Turbos.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26,
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partying tomorrow night.
clutching my head and wishing for death on sunday.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26,
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clutching my head and wishing for death on sunday.

toats on a picture :D
I am eating stew, drinking coffee and watching anime. :D good life :)
this weekend will probably see me embark on drawing me my music video :)
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27,
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I am eating stew, drinking coffee and watching anime. :D good life :)
this weekend will probably see me embark on drawing me my music video :)

Maybe a few other things thrown in for good measure.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27,
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that would be more fun.
I take back my previous statement
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31,
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I take back my previous statement

and my belly remains vaguely trim.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31,
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Beer just makes me even more obnoxious, uses up all my money very quickly, then I vomit and go to bed, waking up broke and with a week-long headache. Arg.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33,
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(obviously "HappyToast")
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32,
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on a job that's just started and already looks to be doomed to mediocrity by the client.
I'm maybe two or three clients away from asking someone very bluntly why they in fact hired a designer to talk to them if they didn't want to fucking listen to one.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30,
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I'm maybe two or three clients away from asking someone very bluntly why they in fact hired a designer to talk to them if they didn't want to fucking listen to one.

then unzip your flies next to the phone, drop it to the floor and piss in to the receiver making "ahhhhhhhh" sounds and whispering "how do you like those designs you dirty cows"
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35,
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and it's not fucking working.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36,
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By eating and drinking far FAR too much
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33,
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Full cooked breakfast Sunday morning and three course home cooked meal Sunday night. Domestic goddess me :)
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38,
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all day long
in ever larger pans
LARGER
MORE AND MORE
and once I've made enough
I'm going to pile them up in my garden, and plant explosives in them
and I'm going to blow them all straight to hell
and stand with a tear in my eye as the freshly made glowing potato chips of armageddon slowly sail out of the sky and destroy us all.
Also, I might have soup.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:39,
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in ever larger pans
LARGER
MORE AND MORE
and once I've made enough
I'm going to pile them up in my garden, and plant explosives in them
and I'm going to blow them all straight to hell
and stand with a tear in my eye as the freshly made glowing potato chips of armageddon slowly sail out of the sky and destroy us all.
Also, I might have soup.

I say tomato
SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE WORLD!
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42,
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SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE WORLD!


Indian Potato and Pea Soup. Onion, chillies, potato and garam masala - fry em for five minutes, add veg stock and let it simmer for 25. Add natural yoghurt and frozen peas, cook for another 5 mins and serve up with garlic and coriander naan bread. Oh, and leave the seeds in the chillies, you won't be able to see for the sweat coming off your eyeballs :)
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46,
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indian.. peas!
why do people add peas to curries
why
it makes me sad
peas is not belong in curries! It is a sign of weakness!
Also, sultanas! what is this? Crazy sultanas! NO!!!!!
*cries into vat of soup*
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47,
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why do people add peas to curries
why
it makes me sad
peas is not belong in curries! It is a sign of weakness!
Also, sultanas! what is this? Crazy sultanas! NO!!!!!
*cries into vat of soup*

Yes to peas in this soup. It is fantabulous
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48,
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it's very tesco value chicken curry to do such a thing
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54,
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"I GOT POTAAAAATO"
"YOU GOT TOMAAATO"
"LETS MIX A BROTH"
"OH SHIT YEAH"
"CRAZY BASTARD MESS"
"NOW ADD ONIONS"
"OH YEAH"
oh yeah
"AND STIR IT UP"
stir! oh yeah, stir!
"STIR STIR STIR"
whirr whirr!
"HELICOPTER TIME SOUP FROM THE SKY"
er, what?
"SOUP SPIN SPIN SPINNING OH RIGHT OUT"
Now, I think we need to talk about this
"SOUP SOUPY SOUPSP DF OPXJCV ZPE"
Lol, u're mentil!
*DRAMATIC GUITAR SOLO*
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46,
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"YOU GOT TOMAAATO"
"LETS MIX A BROTH"
"OH SHIT YEAH"
"CRAZY BASTARD MESS"
"NOW ADD ONIONS"
"OH YEAH"
oh yeah
"AND STIR IT UP"
stir! oh yeah, stir!
"STIR STIR STIR"
whirr whirr!
"HELICOPTER TIME SOUP FROM THE SKY"
er, what?
"SOUP SPIN SPIN SPINNING OH RIGHT OUT"
Now, I think we need to talk about this
"SOUP SOUPY SOUPSP DF OPXJCV ZPE"
Lol, u're mentil!
*DRAMATIC GUITAR SOLO*


But there's no way it could match that.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50,
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but I say, fuck it, wear a bib.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51,
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I enjoy the soup that is at the high end of a simulated gravity well
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Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53,
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