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# This weekend I shall be swearing at people as I fly by at 500mph

WipeoutHD lushness, plenty of booze and a copy of The Fall to sit down and adore

What are you people up to?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Drinking some crap and growing tits.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# You have the most wondrous profile I have ever seen.
*loves*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Why thank you, ma'am.
Sure is a right nice thing of you to mention it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# hey
HEY

I loved your profile first.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You can be the sheriff of the profile.
Boy howdy.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# He can't be sheriff.
There's too much potential assonance in that title.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# heh.
ass.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hehe.
ASSoNONCE.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hate you so FUCKING much.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# GIMME SUM LOVIN
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT YOU N-N-N-NEEEEED.
OR MAYBE I DON'T.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
asso naonce
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *pisses*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Ass o' Nance sounds like a really good tatoo
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Man.
I'm only a ma'am on the weekend.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Huge amounts of sign language poetry.
Top.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :)
that sounds ace!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I'm gonna drink something but iT'LL TURN OUT TO BE A SPECIAL FORMULA NOW I'M A GIANT TITTY MONSTER
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# WHOA ME TOO
we must be twins

that or im shamefully jumping on a bandwagon...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# My eyes. In work
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha, ever the card Arch ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# haha, sorry ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# So you're an architect right?
Have you ever thought of designing something so totally nuts that no one could question and see how far into development it would go?
If anyone asks, just say "Look, I'm an architect. I know what I'm doing. You'd never understand"
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Architectural Technologist
I don't need to design anything so wacky that it technically doesn't work.
I currently have full Architects providing me with such plans, usually accompanied by the immortal words..
'Simon... We've hit a small snag here'

The best one in recent weeks has been a £1 million block of flats
that the client spent £25k on Planning permission with another architect, and they designed a roof that defies physics.

Got planning permission though
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ha. You should have a big rubber stamp that would let you put "DEFIES PHYSICS" on architectural drawings.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# MIGHTY MORPHING POWER TOATIES!
I will be working and canoodling Mrs. teh Riverghost when she decides to exist.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Finishing a report
then probably drinking

and shooting americans
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm going to turn my phone off and enjoy total silence for a weekend
Whats The Fall?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# most stunning movie I've ever clapped eyes on
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# just watched that with no sound.
I am 100% confused.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Ooo
That could almost be Terry Gillian! I'm sure that kid is Jordans spakkah kid with pig tails!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# well now i want to see
looks rather spiffing
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# is your copy region 1?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Tarsem Singh
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Oh. Hmmm. I hated The Cell. But The Fall looks good.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Great Post-Punk band
fronted by Mark E Smith.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# The miserable Scottish hotel resembled a Marillion or Genesis nineteen seventy-three LP cover-ah

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahah YES. All Types of Yes.
:D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Zoom!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Fishing for clues . . .
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# trying to get the comic up the google referrals thing
bloody second page.

Edit: OH ON THE WEEKEND

Tomorrow I'm shopping and then playing my AXE in front of people, Sunday is recoverage.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# comic?
I like comics.. what comic :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# to the gazmobile.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# oh, exclude us will you?
well maybe I'll go read someone else's comic.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I don't want to spam.
edit: I keep rereading this and thinking I'm saying 'I don't want to spasm'.

I also don't want to spasm.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I want to know also please
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Going to chavvy oceana tonight
Then going to the custard factory in brum to see SKREAM and other dubstep chappies tomorrow.

I heard that wipeout HD has the mother of all siezure warnings at the start - lets hope your brain survives the ordeal!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I love the custard factory
the chip shop down the road with the cash point in does nice samosas, also.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Salt & pepa?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Custard factory!
Do you get free custard?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Turns out its the new standard warning on games
(Megaman 9 has it too and that's an 8-bit retro platformer)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Except Wipeout HD got delayed
because it ranked so highly on epilepsy tests
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# its quite possible, but also still just a rumour
anyway, I have it, it is the most sexyfuntiem enducing game I've played in a long time and I haven't fallen over yet. If I'm dead by Monday feel free to try suing Sony
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# It failed the initial tests apparantly.
Which surprised me because I presumed when games said they contain flashing imagery not suitable for epileptics, they had failed. But seemingly not, they are just quite high up on the flashy scale.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Urgh, I almost went to Oceana the other night.
I went to Tesco Metro instead and bought some paprika and complained a bit.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I shall be swearing at people as I walk into them
as my vision is obscured by Tomytronic 3D Thundering Turbos.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahah
I had the tank one
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I have none really *cries*
I might play wipe3out in sympathy
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'll probably play
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# wow!
not sure if I've even heard of one of those
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# visiting friends tonight
partying tomorrow night.
clutching my head and wishing for death on sunday.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# TOAP!
toats on a picture :D

I am eating stew, drinking coffee and watching anime. :D good life :)

this weekend will probably see me embark on drawing me my music video :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I will be doing a fairly equal mix of drinking and sleeping.
Maybe a few other things thrown in for good measure.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# thats the best way to spend a weekend
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Nah, smoking and sleeping
much less hangover and beer belly.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# actually Id rather be sexing and sleeping and eating...
that would be more fun.
I take back my previous statement
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I find beer more enjoyable,
and my belly remains vaguely trim.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Strokes folks, floaty boats, all that jazz.
Beer just makes me even more obnoxious, uses up all my money very quickly, then I vomit and go to bed, waking up broke and with a week-long headache. Arg.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I might even go on an efficiency drive and try sleep-drinking.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# its not advisable, mess everywhere
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Easy: Same thing I do most weekends at this time of year...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
I love your vaseline friday pictures!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Last office lol of the day. I salute thee
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I get my five a day!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# pumpkins and vaseline, what could be better?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
Quality!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# doing the same
ps3 id: kingsuperspecial [unsurprisingly ;)]
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Friend me up if I forget to and I'll shove a rocket up your arse followed by a wave bomb
(obviously "HappyToast")
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# will do
and most likely :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'll be working
on a job that's just started and already looks to be doomed to mediocrity by the client.
I'm maybe two or three clients away from asking someone very bluntly why they in fact hired a designer to talk to them if they didn't want to fucking listen to one.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Phone them up, screaming that it's an emergency and you need to talk to them all at once over speaker phone
then unzip your flies next to the phone, drop it to the floor and piss in to the receiver making "ahhhhhhhh" sounds and whispering "how do you like those designs you dirty cows"
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# See that's what you told me last time
and it's not fucking working.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I don't know, I quite liked it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Celebrating Mr Trellis' birthday and our wedding anniversary
By eating and drinking far FAR too much
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# awww, congrats
have a great time.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# We intend to
Full cooked breakfast Sunday morning and three course home cooked meal Sunday night. Domestic goddess me :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ooh, confabulations.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Buying Super Smash Bros. Melee and fucking shit up as Pikachu.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm going to cook potatoes
all day long

in ever larger pans

LARGER

MORE AND MORE

and once I've made enough

I'm going to pile them up in my garden, and plant explosives in them

and I'm going to blow them all straight to hell

and stand with a tear in my eye as the freshly made glowing potato chips of armageddon slowly sail out of the sky and destroy us all.

Also, I might have soup.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Potato soup.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# You say potato
I say tomato

SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE WORLD!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# pot@o sup?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I tell you what m8, this pot@o soup needs a banging donk in it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# soup donk
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Potato soup?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# with leeks in it too
damn it
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Nah, what you want is:
Indian Potato and Pea Soup. Onion, chillies, potato and garam masala - fry em for five minutes, add veg stock and let it simmer for 25. Add natural yoghurt and frozen peas, cook for another 5 mins and serve up with garlic and coriander naan bread. Oh, and leave the seeds in the chillies, you won't be able to see for the sweat coming off your eyeballs :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# peas!! peas!
indian.. peas!

why do people add peas to curries

why

it makes me sad

peas is not belong in curries! It is a sign of weakness!

Also, sultanas! what is this? Crazy sultanas! NO!!!!!

*cries into vat of soup*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# No to peas in curries
Yes to peas in this soup. It is fantabulous
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# give peas a chance!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Except in curries
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# quyite so
it's very tesco value chicken curry to do such a thing
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Potato soup?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# As recommended by Chuck Norris
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Dickfruit soup?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# COSCK SOUPH!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Potato soup?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# "OH BABY"
"I GOT POTAAAAATO"
"YOU GOT TOMAAATO"
"LETS MIX A BROTH"
"OH SHIT YEAH"
"CRAZY BASTARD MESS"
"NOW ADD ONIONS"
"OH YEAH"
oh yeah
"AND STIR IT UP"
stir! oh yeah, stir!
"STIR STIR STIR"
whirr whirr!
"HELICOPTER TIME SOUP FROM THE SKY"
er, what?
"SOUP SPIN SPIN SPINNING OH RIGHT OUT"
Now, I think we need to talk about this
"SOUP SOUPY SOUPSP DF OPXJCV ZPE"
Lol, u're mentil!
*DRAMATIC GUITAR SOLO*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# dramatic soup?
you are a nonsense, this is why i love you :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# \o/
let's soup for happy time! ^__^
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *soups*
*happy times*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# you know where you are with soup
if it's homing soup
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# all soup is homing soup
especially pigeon soup.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# soup? Soup? SOUP?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Soup
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Potato soup?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Let's Agressively Soup until our enemies are defeated and success is evident!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Long live the Soup Revolution!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# i'm a bisque separatist
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Normally, I'd come up with a comeback pun.
But there's no way it could match that.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Vive la rotating soup!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Some say rotating it at high speeds causes spillage,
but I say, fuck it, wear a bib.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# personally
I enjoy the soup that is at the high end of a simulated gravity well
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Playing Wip3out
I'm a bit envious now
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I too am playing Wipeout HD tonight
Extra pad purchased: Check
Lots of booze: check
Food: Check
Women: FAIL
Friends: Check
Sleep: Fail
Trying to get 70, yes 70 perfect zones in a row: FAIL
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I'll see you on the track you bounder.. *dons anti spack glasses
*may contain plastic bottle bottoms
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)