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# He'll be happy in goldfish heaven
Hopefully he'll meet Jack and William up there, *sniff*, and my friend's ex-goldfish Alexis and Graham.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)
# goldfish
heaven is not like japan.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)
# how do you know?
(and what do you mean?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# in
japan they eat raw fish quite abit - not nice place for a goldfish !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I hope they are having a big goldfish party!
I might shop that! It would be like 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'. 'hi who are you?' 'Jack'.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Yay!
Lucky they all have such simple names. No-one ever understands my name at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# And that would be?
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Cuntflaps
No-one ever believes me.
it's Femke
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# cool name
there's not enough people with odd names these days.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# It's just sometimes it would be nice if this didn't happen:
What's your name?
Femke
What?
Femke
What?
Femke
What?
Femke
What?
Fem is OK, too.
Sam?
Fem.
Sam?
Fem.
Sam?
Fem.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i guess it could be annoying
but i'd like an 'different' name, makes you stand out from the crowd.

plus i'm sure i'd have the same trouble in holland!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Oh I definitely love my name.
(There's probably more Matt's in Holland than Femke though. It's quite a rare name.)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Femke is easy....
...but then again I did live in Tilburg for 3 months with a dutch bird i was seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I used to get that at clubs
"oi mate, what's your name then?"
*tell them*
"what?"
*tell them*
"what?"
*tell them*
"what?"
*tell them*
"...oh, er, gotta go"
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Your name
is tell them?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# If i have a daughter...
...I will name her cuntflaps in your honour ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Hooray!
Cocksucker is also good, that's my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I am sure..
..that your parents loved you both deep down.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# They've
loved us many times
*calls NSPCC*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# What's not to understand
You're Dutch and you're either a confused girl or a misguided bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# i think that's a given if you're Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# And George and Mildred
and Jim and Jim
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# and about 5 million
goldies
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Lots of goldfish
without any names at all.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)
# all goldfish have names
they just don't always tell you what they are...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# But the one in front
is always called Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)