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# And Lo, there cometh an Angel, um, Dog, um, eth...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ha ha Bless his little doggy wings
Oi! Be a bit more respectful you heretical littel kitties!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# angels have nothing up their frocks
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Except love.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# and skin
don't forget the skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah.
Love skin ...

SEXYTIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# they don't have love skin
they have no sex, which begs the question how the fuck can they be so happy all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I've slept with an angel.
Several angels, in fact.

In fact, I had an just angels-and-me orgy once at my place - it was great - there was lube and feathers everywhere, and great ambient music for the comedown.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I was there
give me back my halo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Of course I will, dear ... if you come and get it ...
*twirls halo around impressive manhood*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ahhhh the joys of mexican industrial grade PCP
And quite possibly they where trick or treaters who just came to the wrong door....(it was October 31st after all) :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You know it!
Nothing like shagging an angel when raging off your tits and trying to bat giant flies away from the physical embodiment of a brief but lucid glimpse at philosophy one once had during the 1990s.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# we can't stop here, this is bat country
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# sentence of the year
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# That read like a postcard from the edge.....
THE EDGE OF SANITY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Sure as hell wasn't from the Edge out of U2.
Haahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ah, but Smashie
no knowledge at all of sex and no sex is bliss.

No sex when you know about it and have had it is hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I wouldn't know what that's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# you don't remember childhood?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I was never a child.
My maker created me like this from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Rolf Harris again
what a card.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# He makes me do The Bad Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# very, very true
i kinda wish i wasn't such a slut when i was younger, i wouldn't know what i'm missing now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# never regret sluttiness
in any case, now you've said that you'll get at least 30 gaz's from male b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Give me a couple of minutes, I've only sent 17 so far.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# just gaz's?
i can't do much with those!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# So explain the Nephilim and Gregori and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# it's all lies
created by the catholic church to whip us into a sexual frenzy, thus forcing us to sin and go to confession, where we are more likely to stay for the sermon and put our hard-earned shekels into the collection plate. it's all about the money, people!
*dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Nobody forces me into sin
It's all quite voluntary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Apart from times when they want to...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# dirty angels!
you just can't trust those perverted flying bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# thieving angel cat!
leave the bloody absinthe alone!
*checks on personal absinthe cache*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Personal absinthe cache!!!!!
I have visions of huge well stocked cellars stretching out into the stygian darkness beneath your mansion.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# oh, how i wish that were true!
i've only got 5 bottles. one each of blue, green, yellow, red and black absinthe.
and 2 bottles of whisky.
oh, and a bottle of rose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaha
woooo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Those two kittens are giving me fluff palpitations.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# glee!
That's one of the kittens I used for my chase scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i
heart this :)
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# aww
that's delightful.
I will now be filled with glee for the entire journey home. Hurrah! G'night B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Heheh, perverts :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)