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# Try this
www.mudfall.com/

or alternatively

www.meatspin.com/

God edit: No no no NO. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# did capitalism call you the next day?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Boob my wang
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# /links is over that way
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# you love horses.
edit: hey god, it's me, postbear. you didn't do anything there but add a few words.
edit redux: ah, i see it. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# bestial the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# pfff!
i'm getting eye strain from staring at this board for so long. i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Night, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Send any e-mails to the feet mask lady?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i'm revising it now.
it's still too harsh in some places and not harsh enough in others - i'll be sending it tonight, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I'm not aware of this, am I missing out on a lovely plan?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# heh. there's a little reading involved....
www.b3ta.com/board/8787170

note: i'm going to go easy on her in the email, and give her a chance to say "i'm sorry". we all have bad days and i don't want to rain down white-hot death upon her just because i received a rude email.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I fucking love posts like this, I'll settle down with a drink and have a good read.
Edit: Haha! That's pretty good work. There wasn't really anything offensive or worthy of their deletion, apart from perhaps the implications that someone might need a disease to use them, or the potential underlying paedophilic implication that would only really be read into due to the overwhelming amount of OH DEAR, YOUR KIDS AREN'T SAFE, NOT WITH GARY GLITTER BACK IN THE COUNTRY type stuff being shoved down our throats for the last 10 years.

MY VOCABULARY HAS INCREASED, LEVEL UP.

I like the fact that you mentioned the smell, but didn't explain that the smell was of three days of feet sweat :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# she's clearly unhinged, but i like a world that has unhinged people.
hard to believe she's employed, though.

sadly, i probably won't be having my feet taped again - physio guy was unimpressed with the results.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# That's a shame, I was looking forward to some more free, tiny, stinky masks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# well, they're easy to make. you have any tape?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Unfortunately not, I was looking for some duct tape today to cling film up some doors with.
But alas, I am tapeless.

I'd also rather not tape up my feet, they're a little hairy and I'd rather not have a rudimentary wax job.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# the tape is 98% on the sole. unless you're a hobbit, you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Bargain.
It's mainly on the toes and top bit thingy above the arch, but I'd rather not lose hair due to tapings at all if possible. Just out of curiosity, what exactly was the tape meant to do? I've never heard of it (not that I've ever read into it) but I'm wondering what kind of good it could be doing to have taped feets.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# my arches are falling.
i may have to get orthotics, but physio guy first taped my feet tightly - a good taping can force your feet to arch properly. i do exercises now to strengthen those muscles, may not have to buy the orthotics. i was seeing him for knee/leg/back pain and he discovered the arch stuff.

i'm hairy too - at one point he had to tape my knee. he was very apologetic about it (he's hairy as well), and when he removed it for me i asked him to just rip it off all at once, quickly. it wasn't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm not sure about my arches, I think they're a bit low, but not falling. I didn't realise they could, sounds a bit evil.

And yeah, fast ripping is usually better anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# it's not that uncommon, i hear.
catching it before you get flat feet is important.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# postblurgh is Canadian
he fits more into an "oh dear, is that man going to cut off my head if we get on a bus together" type dynamic, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Haha, oh yes, I forgot about that.
I shouldn't really laugh, but it was a hilariously bizarre situation, albeit a horrific one.

My friend went to Canada not long after that, he wasn't impressed that I kept telling him about it before he left.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# as schizophrenic episodes go, that was a doozy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I hope when I finally crack, I'm in a public place with large weaponary.
I'd like to go out with a bang :)

www.spreekillers.org might have some more competition if I'm lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# who would want to ill a spreek?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# oh, silliness.
i'm more the 'avoid human contact at all costs' type.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I still maintain that she didn't actually send you hatemail, it was just an expression of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# heh, i saw that at the end.
i hope to find out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Post image
rapidly!
for save!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# All your fork are belong to us!
Make your tine!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# We have a links board for a reason
and those links are so old my grandmother recognizes them.

Don't ask why she knows them; you're better off not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# lol 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Alternatively Is Right
21 Spins

Meatspin Edit:
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# me likes
kittins make me chuckle
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# God, I remember when he had real trolls on this board
epic thread wasters and angry abusers.

They just get lazier and more boring every go around.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's like when you knew Tom Paris was being a cunt for strategic reasons but did we listen?
Night, board!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# heh. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# DO YOU KIDS REMEMBER 2D?
OR BRICK FACE MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# 2D was cool.
 
HE MADE SOME FUNPICTURES ALRIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Nowadays a troll thread is someone using they're instead of their or there
and posting a 60 kb picture.

I would make a sock puppet if rob didn't make me promise to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# when does the gayshift begin?
It is nearly Frank tiem
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# midnight, officially, but it's a bit liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# yeah.. when the posts dry up
kind of like the above
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# *kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# what the fuck? I click mudfall and i get fucking kittens. This is an outrage!!
ed: mudfall = tame
meatspin = lame
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Why would you ever want anything besides kittns?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# i really don't like cats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# this denotes a great deficiency in your character, I fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# That's a shame.
They like you.
They really like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I think this is often the case.
Our cat is stupidly shy and slightly hateful of everyone except my Dad, who harbours a deep seeded hatred of cats. I think she knows and is just fucking with him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# THEY WANT YOUR TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# TORSO TORSO TORSO
Yes, it is true. They require your torso.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)