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# ARGH.

I am hungry B3ta. Suggest food please.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# OMELETTE
proper omelette with onions and tomato and sausage and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hmmmm
How do you feel about bacon instead of sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# cook the bacon first and that sounds like a good idea
fry the bacon and use the juices to cook the egg in for that extra bacon zing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you will need
3 large eggs
splash of milk (50-100ml)
3 sausages (cooked)
1 small tomato
lump o grated cheese
garlic (granulated for laziness)
black pepper
pinch of salt
chilli powder
paprika
(a frypan/plate that can go under the grill)
First break some eggs(not on the floor but in a bowl), add the spices (garlic, black pepper, salt, chilli powder, paprika) add a splash o milk, DO NOT OVERBEAT YOUR EGG, simply use a fork to whisk a few times so everything is mixed but not turnt into froth,
cut your onion, tomatoes, cooked sausages into small tasty pieces, oh and grate the cheese
heat some olive oil/marg/butter (whatever you fancy) in a large frypan
add 1/2 the egg mixture, when the mixture starts to stiffen (tee-hee - i mean cook) push the edge of the omelette into the centre, tilt the pan so the runny stuff fills the gap you've created (this will make your omlette super fluffy!) add sausages, onion, tomatoes and the rest of the mixture, repeat the centre thing once or twice (depending how good you are! personally i normally "fold" about 2 or 3 times)
when the egg has nearly cooked through, remove from the hob and apply cheese to 1/2 of your omelette, place your frypan (or transfer to plate that can go under the grill) under the grill for a few minutes to cook the top 1/2 of your omelette slightly (and to melt the cheese)
fold omelette in 1/2 on your plate and pour yourself a cup of tea and by the time you've got a knife and fork out your omelette will have cooled sufficiently for you to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# That sounds delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# indeed it is
many people say I should be a chef, but I don't like the idea of cooking for other people, its food for me! *wobbles belly*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Order a pizza
ground beef, onions, and black olives
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Always an option I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ignore Jahled!
Phone Dominos and order a Texas BBQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# BUT THEY ARE REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah, I suppose.
I really fancy a New York Pizza now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Good god, no
Dominos is the the most over-priced crap on the pizza-delivery circuit , plus it tastes like rubbish

We seem to be at odds tonight, Mr Sushi :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# It fucking well is
When I was younger, and could be bothered to do things as take time over cooking I used to cook the odd pizza from scratch; the ingredients for what turned out to be something vast and still dramatic came to about a fiver in today's financial terms; Dominos kick off at about a tenner, and it's not particularly fabulous food; a Big Mac factor world-wide put together by fucking morons to thick for an intelligent job, or descent cookery for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I use scone mix for pizza bases (without the sugar)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I do love to cook, and I think that I am pretty good at it to be honest.
But I am also a sucker for fast food :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# At the end of the day so am I , to be honest ;)
There are simply better, and cheaper pizza joints
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Aye.
I guess you are right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Youre just being controversial ;)
I will only eat their Texas BBQ one. The best pizza I have had in ages though was bought from a little place next to my local dominos, that they had accidentally made wrong. So I got a Large pizza for £3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# nearest dominos pizza is 60 mile away
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Do you live in the middle of the English Channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# southest westest wales!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I fear it is worse than that.
I believe he is in Wales ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# currently enduring a storm of some sorts
*builds an ark*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# DOnt worry,
it is pretty mental here in London too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I was watching the waves today
even the shithawks (seaguls) where having trouble flapping about trying to eat my pasties!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Oh no
chiropteran!

don't eat too much now !
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# KP salt & vinegar peanuts!!!
I'm bloomin' addicted to them.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I mean food foods. Like a meal.
KP peanuts are delicious but not a meal :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Awww okay
Is chips a meal? I say chips.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT
Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# BATSUP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I will kiss your bats
WILL THEY KISS MY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# IS IT A SEXY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# indisputably
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# //THE BATS MAKE SWEET SWEET BAT LOVE TO YOUR HAT
//IT KEEPS YOU AWAKE AND YOU BECOME GROUCHY WITH ALL THE BAT SEMEN DRIPPING DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK.

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Potato Salad.
I just had to decide between Hob Nobs and Chocolate Swiss Roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# What did you choose?
Both I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Nah, Hobnobs,
I dint want to eat too much more. I have already eaten a Fish Finger sandwich and a Big Mac tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# BATAPULT


I think you should make a fish finger sandwich with barbeque sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ZOMG.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# BLAMO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# That big bat has a lady's buttocks in his mouth!
and it looks like she had the painters in.
Edit: It's difficult to suggest food when we don't know what you have.
Open cupboard, see what you like, cook it.
I'd go for beans on toats. Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# USE YOUR IMAGINATION FLOWERPOT.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# BEANS ON TOATS WITH AN EGG ON TOP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ARGH NO WTF R U DOING FLOWERPOT THATS WELL WEIRD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I am not suggesting anything that I wouldn't eat myself
I am currently eating beans on toats BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA I DECIDED TO COOK IT.
I suggest you have a good hard think about this, ponder the suggestions in this thread then decide what you are going to eat and then cook it ELSE YOU WILL STARVE.
And you will have nobody to blame but yourself.
p.s. Have chips with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# THIS REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN THE DUKE STILL ROAMED THE BOARD.
AND THE LUNCHTIME THREAD OF PRUNEY JOY WOULD BE DISPLAYED DAILY FOR ALL TO SEE AND SAY, "BRAW! HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT.".
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I like big bats and I cannot lie....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)