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# ten-minute-kittin has paper stuck to his claws


he am confuzzled.

I yam sad today. I fear it is acute flufflack.
How are you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 'elllo miss
hows you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hello sir!
i have been better - but could be worse i suppose!
yourself? haven't seen you in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i'm not bad ta (my psycho daughter is giving me grief!)
sorry things arent great :( i havent seen you either - we must have both been in hiding! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# yeah, i had no net for a few months
and now i'm back i seem to be too busy to enjoy it!
psycho daughter doesn't sound good! hopefully the troubles will be shortlived!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# bugger :( more work isnt good
psycho daughter is hard work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# give her £20 and a lift to the nearest decent shopping centre
[applies to almost any age daughter above primary-school age]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
good plan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i will send one of my lovely new non-nuts pills
to you straight away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# she needs
them! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# these bastards work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Oh noes poor kitty got wankrag stuck to paws :(
I am alrite, I had a calzone pizza which was awesome, and I have no lectures tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# calzone pizza is indeed a wonderous thing
as are lecture-free days!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I did not have pizza, but I do have mondays off.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# lucky bastard
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# don't be sad
revel in the knowledge that there are baby rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# ahh - this made me do a happy.
thank you.
also: Tim Minchin will be on TV this evening - on the Secret Policeman's Ball. This is to be enjoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# glued or stapled on?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# nailed on
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Welded.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# this
as it would take more time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# BAKED on
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# My sister once put her hamster on top of the woodburner.
His feet were horribly burned :[

I felt sick looking at his feet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Don't be sad
Your pic is woo
I bet you are too
All you need to do
Is stay away from the loo
(coz that's full of poo)
And just do what you do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# HELLO SUNDAE GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# HELLO
CLAN
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU?
*throws self at*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oops, I spelled "shelf" wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *boink* ow
I missed you too this weekend. I must get this rifle looked at. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahah, I was walking some dogs with my friend recently.
He went ahead while I went to find a nice looking tree to wee behind.
I ran up the field to catch up, and it was quite a long field, so he stood there miming loading a rifle, and as I almost got to him, he mimed shooting me, at which point I threw myself backwards and landed on my back.
I imagine it looked pretty good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# awww! poetry!
*happies*
that was lully. even if it did contain poo.
*hugs* thank you!
i hope your weekend was joyful and fluff-filled.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# actually
It was a nice one. i hope you feel better soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Yay for kitty :D
:3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# ^_^
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# fluff!
this is really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)