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# I hate it when that happens
:D

I'm thinking about getting a bag of chips, but time is running out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Get one, I got a calzone and a portion of chips with garlic mayo for dinner :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# one's chip shop is quite posh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Pisa Pizza is the shit!
I fucking love the place, and they have the best garlic mayo ever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# it sounds wonderful
I wish I had such things present on a sunday type night
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Do you live in the middle of no-where
Cos most towns will have wonderous places to purchase foods on an evening usually up til "late" as they put it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# yeah, but the number of brass razoos I have in my possession is limited
and I don't know if any money's gone into the bank recently

I'm living on magic :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Stop buying so much cement then :D
I got a nice loan to live off until christmas, I hope I make it last!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I wish I had a nice loan to live off till xmas, but due to circumstances (not completey) in my control bork is occured
bork

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# :( rubbish
Bork indeed

Draw a nice picture to cheer yourself up
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I could try, but it'll be a bloodbath
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I will, but when I'm less sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# mayonnaise or aioli?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# mmmmm, aioli
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Chips is better than no chips.
Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# the fryers will have been off for nearly 20 minutes now
the chips will be descending into lukewarmery

I fear this!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
Coat bits of potato with oil, balance them on the radiator and turn the heating up as far as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# that's pretty much how the nearest chippy does them
I always end up wanting chips when it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Do you live down my road?!
I think my chippy must keep his chips near the fryer and only give me little greasy bags of pus.

Set an alarm to go off at 2143 for chip wantage.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# thing is, I'm surroudned by takeaways
but the deep slurp is like too expensive

and the decent ones are like other side of shit and I can't be arsed to walk the 5 minute walk past the variety of stuff on the way

I'm just being lazy and I don't really need the chips

I'll do without and have a slice of tomato or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Treat yourself...
Have a WHOLE tomato... and maybe a pickled onion
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# don't got no pickled onions
just pickled beetroots

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# They're almost the same...
Just whisper 'onion' as you eat it
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i had bacon and egg salad
with peanuts :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# you are a very confused young lady!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *looks at man bits*
uhoh... something is wrong with the above sentance
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hence the confusion
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# but i've cut my hair
and the fuzz on my face?
well i suppose the manboobs don't help?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# HOMOBREATS
will do it everytime

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i'm not gay...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'm not either
I'm not even slightly happy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)