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# a good arse these days is hard to find.
true {something or other}, the lasting kind.

(OI! IRISH B3TANS! YOU'RE NEEDED!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# GOOD MAN IS VERY 'ARD TO FIND
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# needed?
like dough?
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# OK, then.
OI! IRISH B3TANS! YOU'RE KNEADED!

So someone can give us the missing Feargal Sharkey word.

I won't be able to sleep 'til I've

a) found out
b) accidentally irritated some Celt or other
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# twat?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Oh, yes. Daft oversight.
c) Twat
d) I go away from computers for a few weeks, come back, and suddenly every cunt's a smartarse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# e) love
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Welcome to t'internet
home of Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Home of Goggle
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Happy birthday plus 2 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# 100% sure
A good fart is hard to hide
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# nite all
work in 4 hours.
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# phone in dead and stay up with us.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I'M HUNGRY
and i want a joint.

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# i'm drinking liquid painkillers and baking dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# This sounds like something from a
Hunter S Thompson book
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# i hurt my back (again) and the pills are doing nothing.
so the booze is required. the dessert was started yesterday so i have to finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# what type of dessert is it?
and why are you baking it at 3 in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# only 10:45 pm here. and i'm a nightperson.
cheesecake, just a smallish one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Well fair enough then.
I want a fucking cheesecake...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# get baking!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# PieFax me a piece when you've done yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# TO THE PIEFAX!
i'm caramelising a pear and roasting pine nuts for the topping. it's a hoity-toity cake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
BUT I'M TRYING TO BE REASONABLE ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)
# heh, i forgot about that.
i had one starting to go soft so i figured i'd use it up. of course i ended up burning some of it to a crisp so there's less pear than i wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)
# probably doesn't taste good...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# you'll never know. nyer-nyer-nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)
# people have talked...
...i heard some things.....:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# i don't feed people.
well, i feed them to snakes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)
# what about irish by descent?
i'm fucked, aren't i.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# :)
irish by descent, as in when you are going down stairs?
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# alone?
or in pairs?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# rolled over by Labour's dog...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# does it fit up your crack?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# it does, if it's packed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# FULL OF DELICIOUS FUDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)
# you totally ruined it.
i even went on youtube for nostalgia's sake www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ruining things is fun.
sometimes when i'm in the grocery i'll knock over displays just to see the mess. other times i just stay home and stab my eyeball with a dusty broom.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# lies...
...you'd be bitching about your sore eye about now...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# that's why i do it. so i can bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)
# yes...
...paying bills, working like a slave, and trying to survive in a crazy world is not enough!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# i don't work much. never believed in that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)