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# Things that happen to Russians


Sometimes Russian people go insane. This is called ‘Russian Madness’.
This man is suffering from ‘Russian Madness’. Pity him.

Symptoms include; Large head, Fedora, Ginger and pointing.

Famous figures that have suffered with ‘Russian Madness’ include Ivan the Terrible and George Lucas.
But of course George Lucas has a natural immunity to Ginger and pointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# blyad, shto ti delayesh?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I like this
it has character!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Someone inflate my head and buy me a fedora quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *starts blowing*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *films*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *prophets*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *sandals and stick japery*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *gourds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *haggles, albeit badly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# PENIS GOURD
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ooooh, pointy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# you have reminded me
that the new series of last man standing is starting soon
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# how can I respond to that?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# However you want, I'm no tyrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# blancmange
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# No, you small-headed hatless freak.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I'M NOT FUCKING HATLESS
I just don't have a fedora.

You can't call me hatless, I'm the only girl I know with a tricorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I had one of those. I got it lasered off, thankfully.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Cleo of this very board owns one
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I was not aware of this.
Also, I don't really know her. This is not intentional.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Dave doesn't even like hats you know
he hates them...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Which Dave?
I like hats, and that's the main thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Dave The Hat, Dave
it's all a lie. Everything he says... also, freebs is a supercomputer designed by NASA... Waspy is a WiFi tramp, Toasty doesn't even have fingers... I'm secretly a football team waiting to happen and Trelly is really Jonathan Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I KNEW TRELLY WAS JONATHAN ROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# suddenly it all makes sense somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# you inflate my head and i'll inflate yours
deal?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Dealy deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :D Great stuff.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# In Russsia ______ you !
Da . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# in soviet russia, snow shovels you!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)