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One of the farm houses that is on the edge of the fen here, is surrounded on all side by a 20 foot Leylandi hedge that runs all the way round the propery. Wandering past in a rather indifferent state of mind one afternoon, I was broken from my reverie by the head of Cerberus,(or one of his hell hound relations) suddenly erupting from the greenery and making a sprited effort to bite an arm off..... I caught the vauge impression of snapping ivory filled jaws much like ^this^ and then for it to vanish backwards agin and hole to seal back up leaving an otherwise normal expanse of lush green Leylandi.. shat me right up I tell you I swear that little git must wait by that one hole all day for some sod to wander past just like I did...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Good to know
Next time walk past there with a can of tear gas at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# go past it with a large stick
for a deadly game of whack-a-mole
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Oooopsy
I a have a solution for dogs like that. I'm lucky enough to be extremely big and scarey looking.
I've noticed over the years that is I scream at them at the top of my lungs they tend to back down:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I bet that also works on people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# For people I reserve the phrase
'I've shat bigger than you':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# this works no matter what size o person you are
(assuming the dog has been trained)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Well as long as the dog sees you a bigger/stronger
It's a pack animal. It's instinct to back down if it feels it is the lesser animal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# be loud act proud and hey presto!
robert's your mothers brother :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Naaaa she only had a sister.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)