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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

UNEXTPECTED DOG!

woo

/Lisa Riley blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

ha ha!

that made me larf!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

*chortle*

That would quite startle you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Arrrgh!

Yappy little fucker

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

...0.0...

One of the farm houses that is on the edge of the fen here, is surrounded on all side by a 20 foot Leylandi hedge that runs all the way round the propery. Wandering past in a rather indifferent state of mind one afternoon, I was broken from my reverie by the head of Cerberus,(or one of his hell hound relations) suddenly erupting from the greenery and making a sprited effort to bite an arm off..... I caught the vauge impression of snapping ivory filled jaws much like ^this^ and then for it to vanish backwards agin and hole to seal back up leaving an otherwise normal expanse of lush green Leylandi.. shat me right up I tell you I swear that little git must wait by that one hole all day for some sod to wander past just like I did...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Good to know

Next time walk past there with a can of tear gas at the ready

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

go past it with a large stick

for a deadly game of whack-a-mole

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spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Oooopsy

I a have a solution for dogs like that. I'm lucky enough to be extremely big and scarey looking.
I've noticed over the years that is I scream at them at the top of my lungs they tend to back down:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

I bet that also works on people

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

For people I reserve the phrase

'I've shat bigger than you':P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

this works no matter what size o person you are

(assuming the dog has been trained)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Well as long as the dog sees you a bigger/stronger

It's a pack animal. It's instinct to back down if it feels it is the lesser animal.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

be loud act proud and hey presto!

robert's your mothers brother :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

Naaaa she only had a sister.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

Many years ago I was a postman, one day whilst starting a new round I went to a house and as I started to put the post into the letterbox a small collie dog silently stuck its head through the letterbox and snapped at my bollocks, missing by a matter of millimetres - I was shaking for about an hour afterwards.

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