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# Which seems a lot of effort to become a barman if you ask me.
*ducks vegemite and wallagaloolas and all that sort of thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# what's a wallagaloola?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I have no idea.
Is there such a thing as a dollawagonga? A ballomaloora?

This could take some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# those things only make sense
in Hawaii i believe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# No, that's hatunas and kahawiis.
Don't even get me started on honowallatikis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# dollawagonas exist. they are cheap cars that belong to italians
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# don't forget that they're mostly shit at it
Australians tend to make shit barmen...

you want more than a thimble full of beer? you DON'T was 50% head?

What's this ALE stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Good chaps, they tend to be, friendly sorts. Shorts in winter though. Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yeah
I have loads of really lovely Aussie mates and they're great.

Good travellers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Running in flip flops would be an olympic sport for them
I have no idea how they manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# HAHAH!! they don't last very long here.
"YOU FACKING CANT!! I ARDERED A FLAMIN BEER NOT A FACKIN CAPP-A-CHIN-O!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# To be fair
all you've said there is that the Aussie barman can't tell the difference between beer and milky coffee.

Having said this, I've seen lots of Brits on holiday. Sometimes I despair of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# they can't! that's why there are all these pikey backpackers pulling beers here!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oi, one of those pikey backpackers was my drummer for a bit
although I don't think he tended bar. He did work on a celery farm for a bit though, and hit a big spider with a shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)