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# *loses the will to live*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Check in your jacket pocket. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# It's a fucking chewit from the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ah crap. Then whose jacket did I put the dead pelican in?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# You can't have him back, he's my mascot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Stinky Pete. Marvel at his decomposing skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# will it take long?
I have a taxi waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# my mum's.
which caused her to dreadfully paraphrase: "Such a wonderful bird is the pelican, for its beak can hold more than its belly can."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ha!
You've just reminded me of:

"The Rain it raineth every day, upon the just and unjust fellah,
But more upon the just, because the unjust's nicked the just's umbrella"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :D
oldpoetry.com/opoem/61673-Roald-Dahl-Little-Red-Riding-Hood-and-the-Wolf

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

eeek - make sure you have adblock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *toddles past with coffee, smokeables and food items*
Come on, cheer up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *follows captain*
three of my favourite things
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I hope you like high definition zombie films as well, then.
As that's where I'm headed with all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Me me me me me. Oh oh oh oh. I wanna invite. Invite me. I'll be ever so quiet. Oh oh oh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Course you can come
I've got a massive sofa and tonnes of blankets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Can I make a fort? Plllllsssss?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# If you so desire
The food shall be on the outside, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *dumps Lady S*
Do I like zombie films...? do I like zombie films...?

Wotcha got?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Tonight it's either going to be Evil Dead
or Gozu, which isn't a zombie film but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Evil Dead FTW!
IN HD, eh?

I haven't jumped on that particular boat yet, as it will mean re-mortaging the flat to re-buy everything again. Though I have a sexy telly which does for me.

I personally love the Italian variety, even the shit ones like Zombie Creeping Flesh are still far more entertainign than most of the pap coing out of hollywood at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well it's a HD telly
I need to get a bluray copy of ED though, really.

We watched the new day of the dead the other day, and it's not all that bad. The gore is gorgeous on HD, truly. It's a different film in itself, which is good. I'm really easy to please though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *notes*
Wwowowow: Easy to please
Joe S: Potential re-mortgager
Ttss: AWESOME GORGEOUS Fort maker
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'm not sure you've come off well in that list, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 'ang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# alright, I guess that's better.
just.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I did
buy the HD-DVD add on for the Xbox just so I could buy The Thing again, and got a severe kicking from the missus
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Tsk tsk! I don't really feel the need to watch anything in HD - which is good, as I have no money.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I heard DotD was dreadful
But then Diary... is suppossed to be as well.

Add Romero to the list of Carpenter and Hooper of journeymen trading on former glories.

(Though,I've always though Dawn was overated... the remake was better)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# It's not overly great
but to be fair, it's a fucking zombie film. They're not known for their subtle plots and oscar winning performances, are they? I don't know what everyone's problem is.

Plus it's worth watching to see Mena Suvari trying to be a soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*downloads rents*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ok, I'm good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)