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Geddit? Oh dear, i need a lobotomy.

*phones doctor

Edit: SEAMS!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# short end of the boom stick?
:-S
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# single barrel gun firing short trousers at a easel with a circle on it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# who likes short shots?
we like short shots!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Please tell me you yelled that like Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# it's the only way
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hehehe
It reminds me of those games you had on holiday where you had an air gun and shot targets and the model would turn around and spit water at you/kick a bucket/spin the bird on it's perch/reveal an old man on the crapper. Back when arcade games were 20p a pop

*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Wow, and to think I was feeling old...
thanks!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ha
did you ever play the water cannon one? same concept really. i remember trying to time it so i had enough water to shoot everything and drench my mate's brother :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha! The watercannon ones were always more popular
Similar fun could be had with the air gun. You situate yourself at a gun which you know won't get hit by water. Wait for an unsuspecting punter to take a gun where you know they will be squirted, shoot the relevant target and drench them.

Happy days :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# had to filename
you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# it's like shooting shorts not in a barrel via some sort of hydraulic gun that 's pointing at a target in a field.
I say this often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# partial credit
you forgot to mention the cunning use of seams
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Argh... the seams the seams...!!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Super short shooter shooting super seamy shorts?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# when I raise my trigger finger
all you fuckers catch the shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)