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# took me a while but here's a new one...
(theauthor, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# that's a talented horse
what else can he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Fuck things.
Unequine things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# 0_0
what kind of unequine things?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Submarines!
(least equine thing I could think of)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# can he swim?
or does he go in dry-dock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Fuck knows
What's this new "Friends' Activity" thing in the top right?
Is B3ta going all Faecebook now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# new?
it's been there for months! b3ta doesn't come close to facebook. nobody has invited me to join the group "let's all kiss jamie oliver's arse" on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Months? Eep, I'm even less perceptive than I thought.
Facebook would be better if I could beat all my friends on Tetris.
*shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i've got people asking me to be friends
people that i met in school. i never spoke to them then, why the fuck would i want to speak to them now? i don't give a shit if they've married someone called gerald and got a saab, i can barely remember them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I just delete them after a while. I'm sure they don't notice.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i just ignore the requests
much easier in the long run
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# likewise, and they were amongst the first cunts to add me
 
if I don't have a conversation with them soon they're going in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# If I wanted to keep in touch with people I knew 20 years ago
I would have kept in touch with them 20 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i'm laughin'too much
thimply the betht
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# haha!
That's delightfully silly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Horse Drawn you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# HI
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Oh Hai Poular Kitty!
Hows the sexiest nun in Brighton?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# you're a nonce now.
facebook tagging is so awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What?

EDIT: Ha ha ha! Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# pigeonnipples started it!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I Love It!
Someone tagged me as a Robbie Williams lookalike a while back....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# but you're quite sexy and he's well not.
i must admit never really noticed before but you are really very doable.

i'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I am honoured :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I am enjoying these now :D
This was the best pic I found :D

www.bearsystems.com/PegLegBates/PegLegBates.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# HA!
This man is incomparably proud of his prothesis, and rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I sincerely hope he has a machinegun hidden in there
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Wonderful and full of LARF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# needs more 'badly done'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yeah I know,
I tried my fucking hardest to make it look shit but I just couldnt do it.

I will try harder next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# beauty
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I have never seen a cabbage
amongst such shadow, Lovecroft?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# All can be sinister and full of suspicion this time of night
I trust your cat flap is locked at this late hour, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Actually,
our cat flap is wide open as I accidentally broke the flap bit off.

I guess that makes it simply a cat!

GAH! MY DOOR IS A CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# you said it...
(theauthor, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# one pussy's as good as another
or so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# rspca
lots o'pussies down ther-some right dogs as well
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i have a pussy
named catface. we covered her in woollen squares last night, giving her the appearance of a soft and multicoloured turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Nice pic! Hasty response:

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# venus horse traps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Alternatively


Cabbage resilience test.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Outcome:


CABBAGE WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Of course
it's an experiMENTAL Kevlar and carbon fibre cabbage, made to a military spec.

UBERBRASSICA
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Nice to see my taxes are going towards rewarding scientific research :D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Soon
the UK will have the most advanced and sophisticated cabbages ever known.
That'll show them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I bet they'll still taste of rancid arse, though
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)