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# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# And what?
Since when are you a yorkie?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Since Nov 30th 1984
when I fell out of my mum's vagina in Nether Edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# obligatory smut:
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# sup sacchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hola
New job, is tops, am a happy boy.

Has curtailed my B3taing somewhat tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# super ace
I'm envious of new jobs.

What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Customer Services at a digital photo library
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# that does sound good
... also I bet you have access to all sorts of cool source material.

You lucky b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Not that i don't have to pay for :(
and considering this is my first contract for YEARS i can't risk pilferage, not that i would anyway, i am a good boy 0:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# aw man
i'd be good at that ;(

all you IT types that are on here, do you reckon it's worth me doing a course that'll learn me coding/programming in order to get a job. or should i look for something that won't bore me to death instead?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# you'd probably earn more as a plumber
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# well yeh
but that'd still require training.

there's just a shit load of IT jobs on all the sites at the mo, but they all require knowledge of writing programs. which i have none.
there's not many jobs about which have "uni drop out"* in their person spec


*not that i dropped out, i just wasn't invited back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# or a... giggolo?
Dunno, anyway, back to work with me.

SLATERS

oh yeah, check out my mypsaz new tune www.myspace.com/waylandthesmith
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# saved for later
pop back and see us again soon petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# nah
tried that, people refused to pay, said i was acting against trade descriptions.

how was i to know they'd all turn up with rulers to confirm my "hung like a horse" advertising
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You should have just claimed you meant
a seahorse....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'd always try to look for something that will not bore you to death
... speaking personally (I don't know about other people)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well there is that argument
if only there was a way of getting paid to do what i do now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# what do you do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# fuck all
spend most of the morning in bed, then the afternoon on the comp

currently doing a fair amount of bar shifts, but that's only part time normally, just covering for my boss who's not allowed into work cos of his sick note
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you forgot from you mum's jewish vagina
into your fathers nazi hands.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah yes, like some sort of hideously sticky game of persecution catch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *cough*
58,000!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Oi!
Post deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
HOLOLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# But but there is no Jewishes in Yorkshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)