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# Down t' beach pickin' cockles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT THE NATION OF YORKSHIRE
I hear that they only became part of the UK in the early seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# and most people from there are zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# please, we're trying to have a serious conversation here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# And thick :P
LANCASHIRE FTW! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# And what?
Since when are you a yorkie?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Since Nov 30th 1984
when I fell out of my mum's vagina in Nether Edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# obligatory smut:
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# sup sacchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hola
New job, is tops, am a happy boy.

Has curtailed my B3taing somewhat tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# super ace
I'm envious of new jobs.

What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Customer Services at a digital photo library
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# that does sound good
... also I bet you have access to all sorts of cool source material.

You lucky b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Not that i don't have to pay for :(
and considering this is my first contract for YEARS i can't risk pilferage, not that i would anyway, i am a good boy 0:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# aw man
i'd be good at that ;(

all you IT types that are on here, do you reckon it's worth me doing a course that'll learn me coding/programming in order to get a job. or should i look for something that won't bore me to death instead?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# you'd probably earn more as a plumber
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# well yeh
but that'd still require training.

there's just a shit load of IT jobs on all the sites at the mo, but they all require knowledge of writing programs. which i have none.
there's not many jobs about which have "uni drop out"* in their person spec


*not that i dropped out, i just wasn't invited back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# or a... giggolo?
Dunno, anyway, back to work with me.

SLATERS

oh yeah, check out my mypsaz new tune www.myspace.com/waylandthesmith
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# saved for later
pop back and see us again soon petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# nah
tried that, people refused to pay, said i was acting against trade descriptions.

how was i to know they'd all turn up with rulers to confirm my "hung like a horse" advertising
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You should have just claimed you meant
a seahorse....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'd always try to look for something that will not bore you to death
... speaking personally (I don't know about other people)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well there is that argument
if only there was a way of getting paid to do what i do now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# what do you do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# fuck all
spend most of the morning in bed, then the afternoon on the comp

currently doing a fair amount of bar shifts, but that's only part time normally, just covering for my boss who's not allowed into work cos of his sick note
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you forgot from you mum's jewish vagina
into your fathers nazi hands.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah yes, like some sort of hideously sticky game of persecution catch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *cough*
58,000!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Oi!
Post deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
HOLOLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# But but there is no Jewishes in Yorkshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Up Lancashire
Hot Pot!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *cough*
The Wars of the Roses (1455–1485)

get over it and feel happy in the realisation that 'it aint where you're from it's where you're at!'*

*from the Book of R, song 3 verse 2.

Eric B easy on the crowd, Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# roses? even their wars were lame.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# they hadn't invented shotguns back then
... you had to dress up in plate metal and try to push the other guy over TO DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# WITH FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# yeah - push the guy over and try and cram roses petals
up his arse until he dies...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Guns'n'Roses vs The Stone Roses
so at least the sound track was good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# or half of it
:)

tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You're being suitably diplomatic there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# rosebutt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It is all lies!
The Yorkies never won owt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yorkshire's primary export is unused vowels
The county has an average rainfall of one eggcupful a year.

The soil is primarily tripe-based mixing to custard around the Dales.

The most famous Yorkshire dish is the Gravel and Sadness Souffle.

The County boasts two cathedrals, three castles and is home to the worlds largest letter Q.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You're just making stuff up
I'd appreciate it if people could stay on topic here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's all true.
For a given value of 'true'.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It's talk like this that stops yorkshire being recognised for what it is.
Stop trying to sully the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ..
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# Ha ha ha!
This is all true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ...and they're still stuck there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I heard that yorkshire day celebrates the day that yorkshire officially entered world war two
when they sent out a bunch of whippets to battle hitler and defend the coasts of england and scotland.

I wish there was some sort of expert here who could go into more detail
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ever been to a Yorkshire wedding?
They have a three tier pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# "yorkshire wedding" sounds like a euphemism for some sort of hideous sex act.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it is
that's where the three tier pork pie comes in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# 'Well, yer see,
Yer put t'jelly from t'inside t'pie on t'outside and it goes in easier...'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# you need onl know two words to encompass all of yorkshire
whippets, pidgeons.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# 'ey up, 'es a dapper ol' devil
and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Haha lovely stuff!
Also - 'cos it's not shopped - great German take on the financial crisis...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha those crazy germans!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It sure is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahhaha! that's brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# myth busters!!!! :D
many woos!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)