If I were more cleverer than a footballerI'd have paid loads of attention in PE and actually got off my arse.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38,
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I wouldn't have...got off your arse...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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that would make PE my favourite lesson
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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Smooth operator was written about you, wasn't it? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40,
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if i had got off my arse my PE teacher wouldve bummed meno way sir, no way
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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All my PE teachers were women. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40,
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all of mine were Welsh/grew up in Essex....
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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were any fit?i never had any fit teachers :(
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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of course they were fitthey did PE
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42,
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i had one teacher who had big titsyou just had to sit so you couldnt see her face
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44,
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I had a teacher who had inordinately large jugsand on a sunny day when she stood near the window....
crikey
(crikey
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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Of course they weren'tMrs Arber looked like....
Oh damn it. Who was that bloke that did sort of reports in the 80s and 90s into dodgy people and always got beaten by them?
edit: ROGER COOK. She looked like Roger Cook.
(Oh damn it. Who was that bloke that did sort of reports in the 80s and 90s into dodgy people and always got beaten by them?
edit: ROGER COOK. She looked like Roger Cook.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44,
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I was alright at footballbut I chose to do something useful with my life
Still waiting for it to happen though
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40,
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I think me being rich would be usefulI could sort out all my family's money problems.
Well, except that you're not allowed to be a rich footballer if you're female. Only the orange cockwarmer of one.
(Well, except that you're not allowed to be a rich footballer if you're female. Only the orange cockwarmer of one.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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i'd heard you'd kicked many balls in your life timekinky bitch
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43,
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What's a footballerother than an over-paid painter and decorator??
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42,
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