Today sees the launch of Vacuous, the new daily women’s magazine made for women by advertisers
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Who wants to read about real news! EW, thinking is stupid!
Vacuous knows what women
want and that’s daily celebrity gossip,
lifestyle advice, human interest stories,
horoscopes, new music, film and fashion.
This magazine will satisfy you more than
Cocaine flavored diet pills.
Vacuous is part of GlobalMegaCorp group, all rights reserved.
*applauds*Jade Goody - My Drugs Hell/My New love/My Rehab hell/My new child etc etc etc
It amazes there's a market for these pieces of shit
(It amazes there's a market for these pieces of shit
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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There isCloser
Heat
Star
Grazia
OK
...
(Heat
Star
Grazia
OK
...
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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Millions of bored female secretarys and typistswasting their lives away reading about the contrasting fortunes of meaningless, talentless celebrities..
Is this the pinnacle of evolution? Is this what we crawled out of the oceans for, I ask you???
(Is this the pinnacle of evolution? Is this what we crawled out of the oceans for, I ask you???
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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Kerry katona - Look How fat She is!!!! OMG!!!!Kiera Knightly - Look how Thin She Is!!!! OMG!!!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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Thanks, but I think I'll stick with my Monthly Condi mag
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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I see she's got her reptilian eyes going on on that wee picture on the far right there:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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they are terrifying!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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heheyay at the fucktards who post badly compressed videos on youtube and think they can see reptilian shapeshifting
and they rape all their toys and their pram when they are called idiots
:D
(and they rape all their toys and their pram when they are called idiots
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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It's Youtube that does the compression though.I made my one and only video for there and it was in lovely hi definition until I uploaded it to youtube and they raped it with over compression and made it a shitty looking thing full of artifacts.
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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yeah, they compress like mad and if you have crap source material to start with once it goes through a few conversionsit all turns to poop
it's still funny though the way folk go on about crap like the reptilian people
:D
(it's still funny though the way folk go on about crap like the reptilian people
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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argh!!my eyes!!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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NailHead
Thinking of future shop - Political Heat: Gordan Brown shows off his beach attire.
John Selwyn Gummer talks about his battle with prostate cancer.
(,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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Thinking of future shop - Political Heat: Gordan Brown shows off his beach attire.
John Selwyn Gummer talks about his battle with prostate cancer.
hahahahahaha!!! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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if he steals enough, one day, he'll be able to afford his own bantha**or maybe he could get off his lazy ass and steal one
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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