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# heh, thanks!
dear barbara's boss:
this guy i know on the internet says barbara's a clod and therefore you owe me lots of money.'
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Make sure you tell him about my ministerial postion.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# barbara's boss is a ladyboss.
the owner is a manman and he seems to have a totally female staff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# He sounds like my kind of manman.
At my last job I was the only manman working with nine ladywomen.
I thought it would be utter hell and it was.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# dude, I'm a librarian
 
I'm up to my ears in rank, bitter old snatch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# i thought libraries were full of books.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# WHERE'VE YOU BEEN MAN
 
WE BURNED ALL THE BOOKS AND REPLACED THEM WITH COMPUTERS AND VIDEOGAMES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Shrivelled cunt and vidya games?
WHERE'S MY LIBRARY CARD?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)
# "rank,bitter, snatch"
*ace line
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# yeah, that came out a lot more misogynistic than I intended.
 
but in some cases, it's undeniably true.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# RBS IS SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# haha
well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# my life is all about the alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# That would make you an alphabetician
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i prefer "underemployed ball of stink", but six of one, half dozen of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i know someone who help with low self esteem
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Hahah, I worked in a coffee shop so alot of mine were pretty hot.
I love the word 'snatch'. I said to my friend the other day, "Where's Emilia?" and he said, "She's at the doctors, getting her barbed-wire snatch treated." I laughed so hard I nearly got cystitis myself.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# hahahaaaahhhhaaaaa
just laughed up a lung
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S HARD
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMyjezKxA4k
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# *spends rest of night watching cramps vids
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
# probably the only band to have used the word 'potentate' in a lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)
# well, there's Ray Stevens' "Shriners' Convention"
but that's a spoken passage, rather than part of a rhyme scheme.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRC2fdDVMiI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# mind bleach...NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:28, archived)
# WELL YOU SAID POTENTATE
 
DANG
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)
# that would have been good for a game we used to play.
we'd sit around and throw out words and everyone would have to name a song or whatever with that word in it.

my all-time stump-the-opponent word was 'corrugated'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Trouser press baby, wooooyaeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# DO IT ALL YOU CAN, IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN
THE PRE-FABRICATED, CONCRETE COAL BUNKER!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i don't mean a hampstead nursery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# i had to look that up to get it.
ha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# it's an academic library
so most of the students are pretty tasty.

mmmmmmm.. forbidden arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Due to cutbacks and credit crunching 99% of women staff where i work have been p45'd
they are luxuries in the good times, extravegances in the lean times.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)