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# spatooom

I am going to bed again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# 'night-night.
spores in the city? are they going shopping and fucking and drinking?

i did another sepia thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# that would totally make me subscribe all over your channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# i have to make some videos that aren't porn.
a smaller version is now my flickr icon too since someone told me my old one "made me look hot but retarded".

also:
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# here's mine
 


YIFF? YIFF!?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# hehe. bunrab!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# OI! posty...whats the upshot on the hate mail?
*is hopelessly out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# I asked this last night and got no reply.
I'm going to flounce if he answers you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# sorry, i had exercises to do and replied a bit late.
let me dig up the post i made last night which explains all.

edit: here for you (both).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# *waits
waits for "someone must have used my computer while i was at lunch." excuse to be trawled out, in the next email!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# that won't cut it, i think.
thay have a small office staff, and whatever happens, i am still holding out for an apology.

and a buttload of dvds and cash.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# is there any correlation between size of butt and amounts?
If so, you must make measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# i like big butts and i cannot lie.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# other brothers cant deny...
*unsure lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Flounce averted.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# LOOK DOWN!
or up. and a bit to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Ok that's awesome.
You have my full support and may use my name to whatever ends you see fit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# heh, thanks!
dear barbara's boss:
this guy i know on the internet says barbara's a clod and therefore you owe me lots of money."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Make sure you tell him about my ministerial postion.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# barbara's boss is a ladyboss.
the owner is a manman and he seems to have a totally female staff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# He sounds like my kind of manman.
At my last job I was the only manman working with nine ladywomen.
I thought it would be utter hell and it was.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# dude, I'm a librarian
 
I'm up to my ears in rank, bitter old snatch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# i thought libraries were full of books.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# WHERE'VE YOU BEEN MAN
 
WE BURNED ALL THE BOOKS AND REPLACED THEM WITH COMPUTERS AND VIDEOGAMES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Shrivelled cunt and vidya games?
WHERE'S MY LIBRARY CARD?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)
# "rank,bitter, snatch"
*ace line
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# yeah, that came out a lot more misogynistic than I intended.
 
but in some cases, it's undeniably true.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# RBS IS SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# haha
well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# my life is all about the alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# That would make you an alphabetician
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i prefer "underemployed ball of stink", but six of one, half dozen of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i know someone who help with low self esteem
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Hahah, I worked in a coffee shop so alot of mine were pretty hot.
I love the word 'snatch'. I said to my friend the other day, "Where's Emilia?" and he said, "She's at the doctors, getting her barbed-wire snatch treated." I laughed so hard I nearly got cystitis myself.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# hahahaaaahhhhaaaaa
just laughed up a lung
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S HARD
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMyjezKxA4k
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# *spends rest of night watching cramps vids
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
# probably the only band to have used the word 'potentate' in a lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)
# well, there's Ray Stevens' "Shriners' Convention"
but that's a spoken passage, rather than part of a rhyme scheme.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRC2fdDVMiI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# mind bleach...NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:28, archived)
# WELL YOU SAID POTENTATE
 
DANG
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)
# that would have been good for a game we used to play.
we'd sit around and throw out words and everyone would have to name a song or whatever with that word in it.

my all-time stump-the-opponent word was 'corrugated'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Trouser press baby, wooooyaeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# DO IT ALL YOU CAN, IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN
THE PRE-FABRICATED, CONCRETE COAL BUNKER!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i don't mean a hampstead nursery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# i had to look that up to get it.
ha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# it's an academic library
so most of the students are pretty tasty.

mmmmmmm.. forbidden arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Due to cutbacks and credit crunching 99% of women staff where i work have been p45'd
they are luxuries in the good times, extravegances in the lean times.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I want your beard.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# i can grow you one in about two hours. hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Safe as fuck spar.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# "Maybe my beard had just grow."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# i was just about to do that. mindpiss averted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Do it anyway.
The internet is nothing without repitition.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# that's why pearoasts are our friends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Well, if we're reposting, I've got about three things from the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# there was a well-known concert here in 1978 that was called 'the last pogo'.
the record was brilliant, lots of just-about-to-die firstgen punk bands thrashing about. there was a film, too, that ended hilariously because the cameraman got booted out of the club when a fight started. the sound guys recorded everything and they used to play the music/fight noises while a black screen was projected.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Where's here?
That sounds like the sort of story you could dine out on.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# toronto.
i wasn't at the concert, slightly too young for that but i did get to see a few of the bands in the next couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Everything I know about Toronto
I learnt from Abdominal's T-Ode.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# if you want a youtube experience of toronto, go for:
crad kilodney or fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# omar is win win win!
howdy pb love yr beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# hey zank! how's things?
beard is thick and bushy now, and i need a haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# ahhhahhah.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# "KICK OUT THE JAAAAAAMS MUTHA FUCKEEEEEEERRSSSSSSS-AAH"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# it's not a party until these ladies start dancing.
oh, and it's a DANTS PARTY when those blue and yellow plastic 50s fetish dancers appear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Go mosh girl
(Darth Penders, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Do it anyway.
The internet is nothing without repitition.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8842555
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# BANKS
Are you still trying to save the world economy?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# iain banks and annE frank's plastic tanks.
hell yeah, me and some fossils are sorting everything out. just you wait.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Woo.
CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Oooh I like this.
Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I LIK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# LIK A BRIK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# JETHRO DULL.
also: goodnight, i am abed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)