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[challenge entry] The advance of technology


Left many robots obsolete.

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(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# dammit
I wish I thought of that : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Awwww poor old guy!
TJ - Anyone ever heard of Jocelyn Wildenstein? She's a New York society type who's had waaaaaayyyyyy too much plastic surgery. This is her. Remember, she really looks like this, she hasn't been tatted...

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# yeah
she married some tycoon, and then divorced him for millions and millions. She's known as the Bride of Wildenstein.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Catch up slowpoke!
She divorced Alex Wildenstien late last century. The family bought up all the jewish art stolen by the Nazis during WWII. She is nobbing her divorce lawyer. She wanted to look like a lion, paid some twisted surgeon over one million dollars, and Hey Poncho: EEEEEEK!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Oh I know she's been public knowledge for some time, in fact
a pal of mine in NYC sent me stuff about her when she was half way through the series of operations. I just wanted to frighten people who didn't know of her.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# She's as mad as a stick.
I interviewed her a while back. Everytime she smiled, the implants under her cheeks pushed up under her eyes, dislodging the conjunctiva and could be seen. It was hard not to scream/poo self/be sick.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# What, she thinks she looks good?
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Yes.
She is Mrs No-Mates and is surrounded by a gaggle of dreadful hangers-on. Not pretty.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Shit. Now I feel sorry for
the mad old bat
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# the liar!
he's gonna be straight off down that bookstore to buy dirty vaccuum catalogues
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Look at his
sad little face..
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Razor,
I did a comedy anim with your robot...
The gif's about 117KB, but they've blocked uploading at work somehow. No cahnce of you previewing it posting if you find it funny?

Long shot but getting desperate without posting ability!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)