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# Ridiculous day of being driven around caused this today...


All fucking day, how hard is it for grans to know where they are going?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# mine aren't going anywhere.
they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you sure?
you can get motorised coffins these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# one's been down there 34 years
the other for 24 years. i think they're pretty much dust by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# fair enough
how are you anyway?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# not too bad
shaking off the last of this cough and saving strength for next weekend's debauchery ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# what you up to next weekend?
just realised i'm gonna be in london during the Chelski game, will probably leave the shirt at home for safety's sake
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i am having a birthday party.
it will be quite a small party, but i will be very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# they're the best way
i only ever have small parties (usually barbies), but always end up wankered, was catatonic last year apparently
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i'm having it at my mate's house
his is bigger than my place and closer for my guests. i intend to spend next sunday very hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# good plan
and be too hungover to tidy up :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# exactly.
my mate is great. him and his ex threw me a surprise party before i went into hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I have a lovely image in my head
of a little train system running around the house, with trucks that have urns on them going round and round and round.
No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# One of mine is.
Well, my great Gran.
It's Granny's anniversary this weekend, though :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her...
sat-nan! sat-nan! sat-nan!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# mine are all dead. this device is useless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Pfft!
And on that note, I am off to bed to watch one of the worst films ever made!

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Which is?
Go on, tell....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# The Parole Officer.
It really is shit, but I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# There are worse films
I would so screw the car theif from the beginning, but now though, not then. Can't remember her name.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# "Is that a gun in your pocket?"
"No it's my penis."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# haha :D
*eximplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# You should have got one of these...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# have you used the sat nav in the source?
it's so shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# don't install the thatcher version.....
the ladys not for turning.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)