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# Pesky Little Comicses
12. The Subtle Difference Between Men and Women

(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I don't get it...
:/
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This might help.
In which way does the woman want his babies and in which way does the man want his babies.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *bingo noises*
EDIT: althouhh it's more on the interpretation rather than the actuality.. er... yup.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# maybe the man meant Jelly Babies, due to his waiting in line so long to see the celebrity that he had suffered low blood sugar?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that was the woman
hence the sex as some form of non monetary payment for said chewy glucose delights.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# makes sense
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# she's not going to get them though
he's already eaten them all.. that's celebrities for you though. what a bunch of bastards.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I made you some science tea
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# loks tasty
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# its aproximately 4x as strong as normal tea and
now in a handy paste form
and here is a list of the equipment you will need:

camping stove
jar of cane sugar
4 teabags
teapot with tea repository filter catchment thingy. (woolworths £10)
glass thermomitor (science museaum)
large scency looking thing (on the left)
speaker
and finally a cheap television
you may want to use some wooden shelving or a computer to put this all on.

method:
once you have the ... oh crap i forgot the water and the shitting kettle.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# nothing says a nice cup of refreshing tea like a thick scientific paste
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# An open flame in the lab?
With the solvents about?
Are you mad?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I would quite like some science tea please.
Also: I just downloaded the anarchists cookbook. I am now timing how long it takes for the police to show up and arrest me.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# it depends how foreign your last name sounds to how quick they get round i think.
also be careful as I'm not sure if the anarchists cookbook or the jolly roger that was supposedly released by the CIA and full of stuff that is likely to blow up in your face to get rid of potentional bomb makers.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Roffle I just want some smoke bombs for bonfire night.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I have enough tea for everyone
but it might be a bit sugary as i ran out of mugs and have to use the jam jar.

edit : ok
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/science_lemon_tea5.jpg
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# don't much care for the colour of that
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yes :( its the low light thingy on my camera picking up
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00dr4t2
as with the horror writer in this episode of
"The Penny Dreadfuls Present: More Brothers Faversham"
from last sunday I have to avoid direct sunlight.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oooooooh.
Hahahahah, I get it.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I love this.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :)
thanking you :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)