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# Floppy Donkey is the #1 Zorb Champ of the Netherlands!
Honor me!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i SOOOOOOOOOOOO
want to go zorbing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Are you telling me you shiny people are now rolling down hills inside giant golf balls?
Bonkers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You forgot shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Fixed
^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# You can buy them for keeps for a grand.
How fucking much do I want one? Lots much.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# |-------------------------------------------this much?---------------------------------------------|
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# At least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# HA!
zorbing in the netherlands......about as much fun as sitting in you greenhouse surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you shouldn't call other people names like that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# like whatso?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# you greenhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# OH........................
R
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I can imagine doing it round the canals in the Dam at break-neck speed would be quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# how do you get up to "breakneck speed" on a flat canal?
take a minimoto in with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I come up with the ideas, you put them into action
if anyone needs me I'll be in my office with....with... I'm sorry love, what's your name? Olga? Lovely. I'll be in my office with Olga and this kazoo. I can't stress hew important it is that you knock first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Shigeru Miyamoto?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# they have water versions now
you seal off the entrance to make it water tight and away you go, over any terrain...

...the plus side is they dont stap you in so you can control the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Don't you like, suffocate or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# if you where to stay in there for a few hours
yes.

but the cavity should contain enough oxygen to keep you happy for at LEAST a half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that last sentence
was last seen in a letter from my ex-wife's gynaecologist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# and did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# psssttt, I'm not a real donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# WUT?!?!?!?! NO WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# liar - you username clearly indicates you are a donkey.
and a floppy one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ever tried EXTREME zorbing?
It's where you curl up into a protective ball and all your friends kick you down a hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# great fun for the whole family
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# zorbing is one of those things I would really not want to try.....
A) I really don't like the feeling of not being in control
B) I'd only end up filling the ball with my own vomit, which in no way appeals to me....


damn, how unadventurous do I sound?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Your the coolest guy on b3ta Steve
I love you and I want to sell you my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *flexes message board muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# your typing fingers must have
six packs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# do you know how many keyboards I get through every month due to my amazing finger-strength?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# No, but if you hum a few bars I can wing it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)