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# what goes '*ring *ring.. AARRGH!'?
stevie wonder answering the iron.


/so very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# a man with a ring-activated spike hidden in the crotch of his thong
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# what goes ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone?
Me at work whenever the phone rings in an attempt to annoy my colleague so much she hits me. Almost there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# fart
VERY loudly then cup it at her

and film it...


....profit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# But I'm a LADY
and it's much more fun doing silent ones and blaming them on other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# or noisey ones and blaming them on other people
and making them apologise

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D I'm not quite that cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you could be though
I see the potential in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Lady???hahahahahahahahah
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# More of a lady than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Only anatomically.
Not tht i'm suggesting I am Ladylike in any way!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I don't like all this abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# emphasis on "this"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Tis but fun , my lovely Cap'n


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# you love it

now DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO!
*sigh*

sorry...

...i've many a lady friend who can out fart me, and the smell....oh GOD...the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# we've all got IBS, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# im not supprised with those alco-pop thingys
*bleugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# a. I don't drink, unless JPG's about.
b. I certainly don't drink children's booze.
c. the little goblin, c his little feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# "c" made me laugh
far more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it was the best I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# creep up behind her and simultaniously sneeze and throw a palmful of water down her neck
repeat as often as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha good plan, batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# sings: #I got this feeling, so a-peeling, let's get together and sing, SING!#
#It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, modular, interactiv-odular!#
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)