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# Please draw me a cat, microwave.
IDEALLY MASSIVE SO I CAN MAKE IT MY NEW PROFILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
#


Click for bigger (105KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# BIGGER NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
:)
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# CRAIG, ARE YOU DRUNK?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# YES.
I@M just trying to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# IF I HAD YOUR NUMBER I'D TOTALLY DRUNKENLY CALL YOU RIGHT NOW.
I'm a bad drunked phoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Sorry
My stalker quota has been filled for this week. You can have my number but if you called me now I'd have to. Oh no I wouldn't. My battery is deed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# so how are your hydraulics?
Recovering?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# wrong guy.
No woman can make me half a man by nagging me to death to get the snip.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ooops sorry...
I knew a guy about ten years ago that had the bullets taken out of the gun...he was in considerable pain for several days.

Or as Jeff Foxworthy said, "The worst part is shaving...those brushes tickle. And I don't think I can ever go back to that barber shop."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# no worries.
The nickname of the neutered, henpecked cuckold you are looking for is Pedantichrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He decided
enough is enough on the kids front then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pfft.
he decided? I think his was the last input in that decision ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# damnit
the s on my keyboard is a bit sticky.

plus with a name like Jim, she can't be too bothered to be called "he" from time to time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I need to finish off CS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# what do you mean you need to finish me off?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Buy me a pint and I'm anyones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# All Craigs are ginger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# who are you talking to.
I hate having all the cunts on ignore. It means i don't get to see their vile. mean spirited vitriol. Not that i miss it. I just lose track of the conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# The funny part is
that nobody really gives a shit. Except you. But you're above it, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# invisible conversation is invisible
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# apart from, somewhat ironically, the gingers called craig
they are puse at best.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# c
anal
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# BEDTIME
g'night x
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# goodnight.
tell your friends about the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# here is a big picture
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You're right, you know
I do need a bigger monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# dear doctor dyslexia, I think you're an important part of b3ta, love moohalaa
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# OVER 9000PX.
I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I thought my laptop had a big moniter, until I saw this image
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)