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# Prehistoric man liked to get high


There is new evidence suggesting stone-age humans took drugs to get high.

Archaeologists conducting research on the Caribbean Island of Carriacou have unearthed ceramic bowls and tubes which ancient man used for inhaling fumes or powders. Testing of the paraphernalia revealed it to be from between 100 and 400 B.C., in the time period that should perhaps now be called 'The Stoned Age.'

The researchers believe the drug involved was cohaba, the psychedelic ground seed of the cojobana tree. Many scientists and historians suspect humans have been using hallucinogens as far back as 5,000 years ago, but the Carriacou find is the most direct evidence that our ancestors partied.

Of course, cavemen getting high was never directly addressed on 'The Flintstones,' but we've always suspected Barney's drug use was linked to Bam Bam's behavioral issues.

Ris: www.asylum.com/2008/10/20/prehistoric-man-liked-to-get-high/
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Roll up a fatty
for that pimp daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# How interesting!
I shall save that link for lunchtime. I always knew I was in good company. Of course, cavemen are the original dandies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# 100 and 400 BC... the stone age?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Stoner Age man
?

edit:oh wait, they did that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# arf!
rude not to really.
*gets high*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Validates Bill Hicks' perspective on things anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Bill Hicks for Dead President!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# did you also notice on that page...
goatse cash

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# no ring
fake
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# that is
deliberate.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Jeah saw it, but it was to spammy to bother b3tans
also, I think they rely on peeps to copy and spread it via the interwebs since it's a wannabe goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ooooh get her!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *picks up burning flare and spike*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# it's too early in the morning for a sexy romp
lose the spike
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# and chewing cocoa leaves
I did have some research on this, must tidy up and find it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# stop running naked trough my mind
put some damn clothes on you sexy thang
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Nice.
I like his leopard-print zippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# just because he's prehistoric don't mean the man doesn't have some style
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)