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# Well it's the only thing I've got
see, posting an image on the board is like making love to a beautiful woman. First you've got to tickle it's pulsating underbelly with your horangulator, then gently massage it's throbbing iPolyps, and only then can you screamingly ejaculate hot spurts of creamy images all over her whorish face, the little slut.

Edit: Bloody last time I waste time on a post for YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *proof-reads*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Now there's an unexpected reaction.
Or is this some new debauchery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I haven't got any pants on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *calls the Pentagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ah, I knew I'd left them somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# The idea of you
skipping gayly about the planet, tossing your knickers behind you with a big smile is quite endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sorry
I didn't see it.

Believe me, it's not a wasted post, if this precome is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)