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# Ningles b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# But....But....But...
Ben's not still in the top one!

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# It's not him that's moving
it's everything else.

Ningles la jolie Joliet, and you lot as well. I made a picture for today, but it shall wait until later as damn it, it took me AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# damn everything else! *shakes fist*
Ningles Captain. Is all well on the good ship Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'm tired and my coffee mug runneth dry
but essentially all systems are operating to at least 70% of capacity, which is good for just gone half nine.

What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I'm tired and my tea mug runneth dry
but I don't want to get up and make another one because I will have to make one for the boss as well and he works all the way across the other end of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Oh sod him. I'd stay there if I were you.
Email him and say if he doesn't make tea immediately you'll say he touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's a good job I didn't have any tea when I read that otherwise it would now be decorating my monitor!

He's nipped out for a fag. I might go and quickly make myself one now

*stealths*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *hums mission impossible*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# remember to dissipate any tea fumes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# DAH DAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Job done! *sips* Ahhhhhh!

Just have to do it all over again in 10 minutes when this cuppa runs out.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# what happens later?
does b3ta get better after lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Well it's the only thing I've got
see, posting an image on the board is like making love to a beautiful woman. First you've got to tickle it's pulsating underbelly with your horangulator, then gently massage it's throbbing iPolyps, and only then can you screamingly ejaculate hot spurts of creamy images all over her whorish face, the little slut.

Edit: Bloody last time I waste time on a post for YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *proof-reads*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Now there's an unexpected reaction.
Or is this some new debauchery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I haven't got any pants on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *calls the Pentagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ah, I knew I'd left them somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# The idea of you
skipping gayly about the planet, tossing your knickers behind you with a big smile is quite endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sorry
I didn't see it.

Believe me, it's not a wasted post, if this precome is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Err...
...well he's quite still ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ningles ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Ningles Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Alright Dave


in more ways than one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahhahahah, time for a spanging!
Ben Stiller is one of those "actors" I really find annoying...

'nings X!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Mornin'...
Stevie ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hee
he looks like Gianfranco Zola after a forceps birth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# NEW WATCHMEN FOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GUmgQHvqqc&fmt=18

so awesome, it can't be this good surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *grumps*
Can't see it. Morning Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ning missy
is it a blanket youtube ban or movie clips of all kinds?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Anything that runs on the newer versions of flash, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *ejaculates*
edit: blimey, this film might not be so bad after all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I'm having to avoid all new trailers and footage so as not to get my hopes up....
...if I can convince myself it will be crap, hopefully when I finaly see it, I'll love it...

Blimey, what a complicated little psychological world I live in :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha
my mate did that with the Phantom Menace, he still wanted to murder George Lucas after he saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# in theory the watchmen adaptation shouldn't be subject to the same stupid misconceptions
that a kids film you watched as a kid would be as good as a kids film you watched as an adult
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *invokes the Tim Bisley / Bilbo Bagshot argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# The tim bisley argument is based on the fact that Simon Pegg stupidly spent £2000 flying to New York to see it
So because the family film he went to see wasn't worth the £2000 admission (and what film is?) the film was therefore rubbish and owed him something - which he claimed in slagging it off.

I like Mr Pegg, but his spreading of bile and hate over Phantom Menace is ridiculous and due to his own stupidity entirely.

I also blame this reaction for why the next 2 were stupidly "adult" and boring in an attempt to appease the grown up fans.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# yeah I heard that story
it was rather silly of him.. But I still enjoy watching Star Wars these days, it's a genuinely good film in a way that TPM clearly isnt.

meh, my 2p :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# it's all lost on me
unless Henry Fonda's in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# That looks good
even with no sound
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Bloody hell, there's a lot of slow mo
This film's going to be four hours long at that rate!

It does look good. But so did League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# whooohooo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Barrel.
Barrel-scraper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)