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# But...but...Columbo wasn't in forensics...
...shall I just shut up & go away? Yes? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# This is correct
but he's still the coolest fucking detective going.

Mea nd Lady S both agree, if we were murdered we'd want Columbo to solve the mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# he knows it all from the beginning - he just plays with everyone
whereas Poirot hasn't a clue - he just rounds everyone up and picks the most effete person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I agree (I have the DVD boxsets of the original series)
I dont like the newer early nineties columbo much.

It's always easy to solve a murder in columbo, it's always the most famous person what dunnit (usually shatner).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It's easy to solve because you find out in the first
five minutes! That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I meant for columbo to solve
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha! True!
I was going to get the box set but I realised it was missing the newer ones (like Columbo Goes to College) and also, inexplicably, the pilot episode, which had the good fortune to catch a few weeks back one sunday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# technically he was...
"forensic" only refers the establishment of facts surrounding a case, for use in a court of law.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You are the best kind of correct
"Technically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# when what I really meant was
"semantically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)