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# what the fuck is
beardedwife? I've seen it mentioned at least twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# seems to be a Joliet-in-joke
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=beardedwife
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# why wouldn't it just be husband?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# watched that thing on polygamy last night
on C4. As well as featuring the lovely Dawn Porter, it was quite informative.

My wives made me switch channels, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I adore Dawn Porter
just seeing her makes me really very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I share the love
...in fact I think I do actually love her.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I think I might, a bit.
That one she did on lesbians was most encouraging, she got all swept up in it.

*gets special pulling pants on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# haha - she was a hilarious geisha...
she got a bit of a strop on when they made her be all dainty for hours on end.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# the more I learn, the more I love.
I'd have got fucked off too. I'm no good at that sort of thing for longer than an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I have developed a massive crush on her
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Back of the line, matey
I was here first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well with that
arse and set of hams massive was the only way it was ever going.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# nowt
wrong with that... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# She's a lovely girl
if a bit plain. But the Geisha episode last week showed just how utterly mal-proportioned and ungainly she is. She did use the phrase 'man in drag' herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# She did
look a bit oversized - then again she was surrounded by tiny Japanese women who had studied nothing but how to be graceful for years on end. I think she's great.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I assume that it is in reference to the men
who mention their wives on b3ta, but with her being a girl, her wife is a man, and thus bearded.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I've always called my partner manwife on here
so she's in the best of company.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah, I was copying the Captain to be cool.
Manwife was taken so mine's the beardedwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You were? Oh, I thought we were just thinking alike, as great minds do.
I'm touched and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# One in a long list of B3taisms which have seeped into my brain
and have caused many a skewed look in my direction when using them in the outside world. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :D sod the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# This is what you at b3ta drive me to.
A typical Saturday night out.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-wuTV8TnY
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *blissfully unaware*
Hello Dr P.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hello Chap.
It's just a nice , quiet, musak vidyer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Silly Pasanonic, Captain is not chap.
If she were, she'd have been able to open the jar of nuts that's currently circulating the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hilarious, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# that was really quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)