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# We need more Timmy Mallett. Lots more.


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(GONEism, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# WACKADAY!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# nings again
good to see you on the new board
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Let the confusion of the bastards who
aren't in on it reign ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *in-joke LOLs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# xXxpfftxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# xXxthey're utter cuntsxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# If you were in England,
and Emvee had your mobile number, we could explain it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# xXxAhem!xXx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HA ha ha!
Suspicious Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# how can you tell
if a cunt is suspicious?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# it looks at you funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It taps your phone calls?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# teeth
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Its slit closes a little and the runway strip moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# 1) Pinky Punky's all grown up!
2)What are you exhibiting on 4th Nov? Should I bring binoculars?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# My pics.
See profile/Flickr a/c for details.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Superb!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# the 80's have a fuckload to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# But also provided us with much wonderment!
xXx80slolxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ARGH!!
stops before it plays

T'Pau can fuck right off :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha
thanks for the warning

I've no wish to see Carol Decker's uvula again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?


*crys with 80's tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
You fucking love the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *shudder*
thats going to contian...electric drums....

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
xXxsalvagesxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# o shit
its that bimbo's song...sang by a dude...

CRIPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# gay disco time
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It's not as fun iwthout the tranny in it :D
xXxWINxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha :D
I remember when my brother found out that Frankie goes to Hollywood where a little bit fruity..his face was priceless :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How could he not fucking know?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# it was before he had seen the videos for the songs :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i see your gay
and raise you

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3Zt8dJrPA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that's just shit to be honest :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i'm lucky to be born in the LATE 80's
so i missed most of the shite that music was pumping out
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I seen all the horrors that decade spewed out *shudder*

It was hell man...hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# you've got the 'stare'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# WHat the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# don't remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# China Crisis were utter fucking win!
But the link above is the best :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I remember China Crisis but can't think of any songs :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Damn beardedwife ruined that Scouting for Girls tune too
"you put the meaning in Wac-a-day" was all so innocent until BW suggested the rude version :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I think Scouting for Girls maybe ruined that Scouting for Girls tune first.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Aw, I liked their album.
Better than the shite being put out by Keane and Razorlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# It's the same thing, pretty much.
I saw them at some digital download launch nonsense or other last week. They were a bit like what I imagine audio ebola would sound like if it were possible.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Can't be dealing with concerts these days.
If you're stood near the stage you can't see for all the fuckwits with their cameraphones videoing it and the thinking seems to be the louder the music, the better the concert.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# In this case the quieter they got the better they were.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Never come and see my band
we're very, very loud. I can't help it, my amp plus my bass is mentalnoisy, but the boys have no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Therein lies the problem.
Comparing music to Keane and Razorlight will always lead to a win for your preferred music :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# what the fuck is
beardedwife? I've seen it mentioned at least twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# seems to be a Joliet-in-joke
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=beardedwife
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# why wouldn't it just be husband?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# watched that thing on polygamy last night
on C4. As well as featuring the lovely Dawn Porter, it was quite informative.

My wives made me switch channels, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I adore Dawn Porter
just seeing her makes me really very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I share the love
...in fact I think I do actually love her.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I think I might, a bit.
That one she did on lesbians was most encouraging, she got all swept up in it.

*gets special pulling pants on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# haha - she was a hilarious geisha...
she got a bit of a strop on when they made her be all dainty for hours on end.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# the more I learn, the more I love.
I'd have got fucked off too. I'm no good at that sort of thing for longer than an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I have developed a massive crush on her
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Back of the line, matey
I was here first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well with that
arse and set of hams massive was the only way it was ever going.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# nowt
wrong with that... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# She's a lovely girl
if a bit plain. But the Geisha episode last week showed just how utterly mal-proportioned and ungainly she is. She did use the phrase 'man in drag' herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# She did
look a bit oversized - then again she was surrounded by tiny Japanese women who had studied nothing but how to be graceful for years on end. I think she's great.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I assume that it is in reference to the men
who mention their wives on b3ta, but with her being a girl, her wife is a man, and thus bearded.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I've always called my partner manwife on here
so she's in the best of company.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah, I was copying the Captain to be cool.
Manwife was taken so mine's the beardedwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You were? Oh, I thought we were just thinking alike, as great minds do.
I'm touched and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# One in a long list of B3taisms which have seeped into my brain
and have caused many a skewed look in my direction when using them in the outside world. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :D sod the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# This is what you at b3ta drive me to.
A typical Saturday night out.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-wuTV8TnY
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *blissfully unaware*
Hello Dr P.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hello Chap.
It's just a nice , quiet, musak vidyer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Silly Pasanonic, Captain is not chap.
If she were, she'd have been able to open the jar of nuts that's currently circulating the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hilarious, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# that was really quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I wish I could find my Mallett's Mallard pic now
We always need more Mallett

(-K in WACKADAY though)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# LIES!
www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/

Ooops. Ignore me. Senior moment. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# have you wet yourself again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# he lives near me
apparently there's a Mallett's Mallett in every room of his house
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I think he's already making
quite a bit of money on the student circuit. Don't encourage him!

woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# wednesday is the new wackaday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hurray! Hurray! Its a wonderful day!
FOR I HAVE FOUND MY COW!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# was it behind the sofa with Jesus and the cat drillers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# IS THAT MY COW? IT GOES "HALLELUJAH MEOOOOOWW!"
THAT IS JESUS AND THE CAT DRILLERS, THATS NOT MY COW :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# YAY!
We're wide awake; it's good to know you're ready and you're wide awake!
So on you're marks and get set go,
It's Wacaday no school today here's what you've got to do:
Forget the post and stay in bed, see what we've got for you,

Oh, Wacaday! Whats that?
Wait and see...
Who's on?
Find out, stay tuned, okay, lets go!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)