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# Hello my name is Hallowe'en.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy.

Yes - I bothered to type that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# no - sorry
that's gone over my head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Well
The ancient Egyptians would embalm their dead, particularly their royalty. Since royalty was handed down only through the male line, most of the most famous discovered embalmed bodies are male. These embalmed bodies are called "Mummies" after the Egyptian "Mu-meh" meaning "corpse".

The humour of the joke (which the above was) comes from the juxtaposition of being able to refer to a father figure, for which a common coloquial term is "Daddy", as a "Mummy", which in itself is a common coloquial term for a mother figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ...
nope - perhaps if you could provide me with some sort of diagram or flow chart this would be easier to get...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# How about some magic mushrooms
A heavy dub soundtrack and a picture of a starling's wing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# No, I am Frank Hallowe'en.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Haha!
*points and laughs*

You're a mong!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# is it a penis mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Mummy?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# i'd forgotten about hallowe'en
now i'll have to make a special effort to ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Go as a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Penguins FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Are pirates halloweeny?
Because I have a beard, maybe I can get a hat too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# just click Ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# finger teeth
you should make these into puppets and make a documentary for channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)